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In front of you are a jew, a white traitor, and a nonwhite invader. You have one bullet. Who do you shoot?

submitted by NaturalSelectionistWorker to whatever 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 20:44:42 ago (+12/-1)     (whatever)



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[ - ] BoozyB 28 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 20:46:44 ago (+28/-0)

Line them up and hopefully the bullet passes through all three.

[ - ] con77 2 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 22:13:42 ago (+2/-0)

Fukn a!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 23:49:26 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] dass 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 05:16:27 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, align their heads next to each other, shoot The first fcker through the temple - hopefully it will get all three, and then take the weapon and batter them all until they begin to leak.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 05:34:34 ago (+1/-0)

Fine, now you have to decide on the order.

[ - ] Kozel 22 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 21:14:19 ago (+22/-0)

I tell the nonwhite invader I'll let him live if he kills the jew. Then I shoot the race traitor.

[ - ] Rob3122 6 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 21:18:58 ago (+6/-0)

But of course you'll kill the white traitor anyway because he can't be trusted

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 04:08:08 ago (+1/-0)

More poetic to get the invader to kill the traitor and shoot the jew.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 06:10:12 ago (+1/-0)

You want the shit skin to taste jewish blood, not White blood.

[ - ] Master_Foo 13 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 21:33:11 ago (+19/-6)

Trick question.
Fire the bullet at the Jew.
But it will hit the White Race Traitor as he jumps in front of the bullet to protect the Jew.

See: Christ-Cucks.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 08:47:40 ago (+1/-0)

The nonwhite invader then proceeds to either fuck or eat the corpse. Depending on the sex.

[ - ] lord_nougat 11 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 20:53:02 ago (+11/-0)

Traitors must die first.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 3 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 02:29:45 ago (+3/-0)

Against most enemies I agree, but how often are jews the cause of traitors betraying us?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 02:34:20 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, it is a tough call. I thought about that as well and figured I'd just stick to policy.

You are likely correct, however.

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 08:32:54 ago (+1/-0)

That's where I am on it. I might shoot the traitor to get it over fast and then throttle the jew.

[ - ] niggersa 0 points 10 monthsJun 19, 2024 10:52:45 ago (+0/-0)

I'd be careful to avoid friendly fire.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 10 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 21:56:15 ago (+10/-0)

I shoot the biggest one, and beat the other two to death with the gun

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 10 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 21:49:00 ago (+10/-0)

Obviously the jew without him you would not have the white traitor and the tar skin wouldn't even be here in the first place

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 22:45:33 ago (+1/-0)

But killing the jew doesn't send you back in time. You still have to clean up the mess he made.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 4 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 00:26:18 ago (+4/-0)

Even so it will be easer to clean up the mess without him.

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 02:29:09 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. He will make many more of the others.

[ - ] DoYouEvenShit 5 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 21:48:51 ago (+5/-0)

the jew is the world's foremost problem

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 21:28:48 ago (+5/-0)

The jew, so the other two know what to expect if they try to act up.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 22:03:07 ago (+3/-0)

The head of the snake.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 2 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 03:55:40 ago (+2/-0)

You always go for the traitors first.

[ - ] Jack_Mehoff 2 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 02:08:35 ago (+2/-0)

Always kill a traitor before an enemy jimjam 😂

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 00:56:35 ago (+2/-0)

Have you guys never heard of the Trojan horse parable?

You must always punish the turncoat before the enemy. Treason must be dealt with swiftly and irrevocably. If you can't defeat subversion from within, how can you hope to defeat the enemy tribe?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 01:33:37 ago (+1/-0)

When it comes to a non-jew enemy, I mostly agree. However, the jew is the reason so many people betray their own kind, so I see them as an exception.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 00:30:13 ago (+2/-0)

I say “last man alive gets to leave alive” and when the other two are dead, ive still got that one bullet left.

[ - ] LostWhale 2 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 00:00:46 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not going to take the easy way out on this one and say line them up. Jew, its tough not to say traitor because that's probably more satisfying than the jew, the Jew always expects it and knows what he's doing, the traitor thinks he was going to be on the winning side and never thought it would catch up to him.

Both would be satisfying but I gotta go with the root of all evil, Jew.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 22:47:59 ago (+2/-0)

Kill 'em all with my bare hands. Save a round.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 2 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 22:25:20 ago (+2/-0)

I picked the jew and want to explain my reasoning, especially since kike trolls like @not_c are pushing the "shoot the traitor first" narrative so hard.

Kill the nonwhite invader and the kike will convince the race traitor to team up and kill you.

Kill the white traitor and the jew will pay the nonwhite invader to help him kill you.

Kill the jew and tell the other two that you're simply retaliating for Palestine and the other two will forget why they were against you in the first place.

The jew is and always has been the root of the problem.

[ - ] Not_C -1 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 04:33:32 ago (+0/-1)

You're a traitor to your race Natty.
No amount of posts or surveys will excuse what you've been doing.

Your little poll is you figuratively trying to hide behind a kike. Crying, "shoot him, not me".

You're a fucking traitor, and you know it.
Change your ways and stop damaging our race.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 21:31:31 ago (+2/-0)

Ill tell them that whoever offs the kike gets to live.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 11:56:15 ago (+0/-0)

Best answer so far, by far!

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 11:51:59 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 2 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 20:46:19 ago (+2/-0)

i picked option one with the only stipulation that its called a kike and not jewish thanks

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 21:43:22 ago (+5/-2)

Jews love being called kikes, because they can grift billions of dollars off of the anti-semitism industrial complex.
See: ADL.

But, nothing strikes fear into a Jew more than pointing a finger at him and calling him "Jew".
No matter how much you hate a Jew, you can always just pour a hot bath and escape the Jew for at least a few minutes.
But, a Jew can never escape himself and his Jewish paranoid schizophrenia.
Nobody hates a Jew more than he hates himself.

Heil Odin! o/

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 06:17:30 ago (+2/-0)

It is so funny to point out jews and they treat that as antisemitism. "Jew" already is a slur.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 08:50:50 ago (+0/-0)

Thats because the jew wants to be known as White to further perpetuate the myth that rich Whitey causes all the world problems.

They are true magicians. They can claim that jews are non White yet maintain the notion that jews are White simultaneously and the general population goes along with the act.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 05:39:50 ago (+1/-0)

You

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 23:51:19 ago (+1/-0)

What caliber, and what barrel length? With the right setup, you could line up all three, and take them out in one fell swoop.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 23:46:20 ago (+1/-0)

Shoot the kike in the balls so he gets the most pain and beat them all to death, starting with the traitor

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 21:39:46 ago (+1/-0)

Queue jumping

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 10 monthsJun 18, 2024 13:50:38 ago (+0/-0)

fuck i gotta say tho. this is a stupid question. these options straight up presume these three dudes are compliant or docile enough to actually make a decision about what youre going to do with them. in which case there is only one answer.

the gun also has a butt.

the two guys you smash with it mean the third one knows you still have a bullet. three dead. one bullet. and you get a bit of excercise.

tl;dr you achieve better results when you work smarter rather than harder.

unless i presume youve walked with your head up your ass into a threat environment where youre outnumbered 3 to 1, and theyre non compliant, and you only have one bullet. in which case youre a fucking retard for getting into that situation in the first place. use the bullet on yourself before they turn you into a zombie. or worse. a democrat. or even worse. Paul Neri.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 23:21:27 ago (+0/-0)

I would try to line them in a row best I could

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 10 monthsJun 17, 2024 21:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

I line them up.