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How To Avoid Being Eaten By A Black Bear

submitted by Kozel to bears 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 22:40:19 ago (+2/-0)     (www.smithsonianmag.com)

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-to-avoid-being-eaten-by-a-black-bear-179225111/?ICID=ref_fark



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[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 23:21:22 ago (+3/-0)

You are 10 times more likely to be eaten by a feral nigger out in the woods than any black bear- even if the bear is sick, rabid, starving, etc….

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 01:45:22 ago (+1/-0)

That's a bit misleading in that ALL niggers are feral as well as rabid and sick. Best to avoid them under ANY circumstances.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 01:45:07 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers don't visit the woods. It's "spooky" and shit.

[ - ] GuyWhite 1 point 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 08:05:09 ago (+1/-0)

Correct. I live in a tourist town in the northern Rockies. No nigger tourists. A few seasonally imported niggers due to labor shortages at tourist traps.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 23:36:26 ago (+1/-1)

Just stop tryna make tik toks with black bears. Seems easy enough.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 00:02:12 ago (+1/-0)

Encourage the dummies to fuk with bears,thins the heard of Lo-IQ.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 12:54:31 ago (+1/-0)

There's loads of retards on reddits who defend sharks and say that sharks won't hurt you and if they do its because they've mistaken you for something else blah blah blah and I tell them when they are in the ocean to splash as hard as they can and swim towards the shark!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 14:30:20 ago (+1/-0)

Outstanding! YOU are doing the work of the GODS!

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 00:06:18 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 00:46:19 ago (+1/-0)

There must be places in America where there are no bears, or are they everywhere? Other dark dangers lurk in the cities. The Ideal world does not exist

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 01:41:03 ago (+1/-0)

Nope, niggers and JOOZ have made an ideal world impossible.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 02:14:52 ago (+0/-0)

...what a crock of shit...believe it or not, this disingenuous information is part of the lying narrative of "AGENDA 21"....the stupid bastards at the "CLUB OF ROME" advocate communal concentrated living for the masses (15minute cities) and in the AGENDA 21 Sci-Fi manual it is explained that in North America people will be afraid to venture from the safe place of their city because of the "wild man eating beasts"....the fuckheads are too fucking retarded to know that black bears are not man eaters...NOW THEY HAVE TO PUSH LIES

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 12:52:32 ago (+0/-0)

When it gets on top of you, you have to stick your finger in its butthole and wiggle it as hard as you can. Its the only way.