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I think we're having chicken for supper.

submitted by ProudRebel to funny 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 12:51:45 ago (+25/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/tqh202.mp4



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[ - ] texasblood 0 points 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 22:41:16 ago (+0/-0)

We get'em every year.
One will raise up and be an asshole.
I catch them with a landing net and cut all the wing and tail feathers back.
Then over the fence they go all land locked and can't fly.
None ever last the night.
Yotes and bobcats like to fight too!

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 20:18:36 ago (+0/-0)

If she'd been a jew she coulda wished all hers sins on it first. Then kill it.

Then eat it, because, well, chicken.

[ - ] DieselForever 0 points 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 18:25:18 ago (+0/-0)

either that or the chickens having Chinese.

[ - ] nepenthe0110 0 points 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 17:50:24 ago (+0/-0)

I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 17:11:08 ago (+2/-1)

Is the chicken a nigger? It started a fight for no reason.

[ - ] o0shad0o 3 points 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 17:21:02 ago (+4/-1)

It's a rooster. Roosters are assholes.

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 18:04:51 ago (+1/-0)

Cock-a-doodle-DINDU

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 17:00:27 ago (+0/-0)

Tenderized.

The shot-put part was the best.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 17:00:14 ago (+1/-0)

It is not that hard to snap a chicken neck.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 14:55:01 ago (+3/-0)

asians have no soul

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 18:27:31 ago (+1/-0)

You should see how they prepare dog

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 14:48:12 ago (+2/-0)

Gotta stretch it out. Anything besides a hatchet won't do the job.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 6 points 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 13:50:07 ago (+6/-0)

I was cheering for the chicken. Not cool what the chinks do to animals.

[ - ] germ22 0 points 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 13:18:38 ago (+0/-0)

I did not see a kill. How tough is that chicken?

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 12 monthsJun 12, 2024 17:40:59 ago (+2/-0)

They fight to the death. Absolutely brutal.