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You guys want a good laugh?

submitted by OoklaTheMok to whatever 1 yearJun 10, 2024 14:38:42 ago (+17/-0)     (whatever)

Search mayflies at Cedar Point and watch the clips. They got swarmed rapidly and the people are freaking the fuck out.
For those who don't know, they are harmless, but they stink like rotten fish and they crunch when you walk on them. Also, never park under a light or leave your windows open. If they get into your car you will never get the smell out.

Here is just a couple clips. https://wcsx.com/2024/06/10/mayflies-at-cedar-point-check-out-the-video-of-mayflies-everywhere/

Hahahahahaaaaa.


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[ - ] zongongo 3 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 16:24:19 ago (+3/-0)

Good laugh as promised, o/

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 16:18:39 ago (+2/-0)

They get squished by the millions on roads, especially bridges. It can be a slimy motorcycle hazard.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 21:30:51 ago (+0/-0)

Hell yes they will kill you on a motorcycle.

[ - ] canbot 1 point 1 yearJun 10, 2024 21:23:30 ago (+1/-0)

You would think there would be at least one manager there intelligent enough to deal with flies, but I guess DEI has run its course.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 21:27:46 ago (+0/-0)

The only thing you can do to stop them is to turn off all the lights. All of them. I even have my garage lights off and I still had a bunch all over it. In my home town about 15 miles away from Cedar Point the street and business lights are turned off until they slow down a bit. Nasty creatures.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 1 yearJun 11, 2024 01:19:31 ago (+0/-0)

You should find a white friend to help you out. There are sprays you can use to kill them, traps you can use, nets, you can even use a vacuum cleaner.

[ - ] shigeridoo 1 point 1 yearJun 10, 2024 20:44:33 ago (+1/-0)

waiting three hours for a ride

Do normies really?

[ - ] OoklaTheMok [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 10, 2024 21:30:16 ago (+0/-0)

Indeed they do. It's not so bad if you get a season and fast track pass. You will definitely pay waaay too much for them, but worth it if you go multiple times a season.