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How many ingredients are in french fries?

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Goyslop 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 16:04:58 ago (+16/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Answer: 18. Goyslop is sloppier than you realize. Rundown here: https://files.catbox.moe/vn2qio.MP4


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[ - ] dass 3 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 18:11:15 ago (+3/-0)

Yes, and for those 4 types of seed oils - they soak the chipped Potatoe in three different seed oil baths before refrigerating, thawing and cooking in more seed oil for use.
Those fries are truly goy slop poison.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 18:06:47 ago (+3/-0)

McDonald's french fries are fried in the sludge they clean out of the McDonald's playground ball pit each night.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 19:09:04 ago (+0/-0)

I don't think they have ball pits anymore.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 19:11:43 ago (+1/-0)

They do have them, you just need to order from the secret menu to get access to it.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 16:56:09 ago (+3/-0)

It’s interesting to me that after ~30 years of the Internet, we still have problems with low resolution digital photos and iterative jpeg compression destroying whatever images are passed around like 10 dollar whores.

[ - ] Equalizer 2 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 19:16:56 ago (+2/-0)

the artifacting is deliberate effect and there are tools on the web for it:

Meme Deep Fryer
https://www.deepfriedmemes.com/

I don't know the details but the original purpose had nothing to do with memes, it was to obscure or limit tracking the picture origin or something like that. Now it's only part that and more of a 'fashionable thing to do'. It also has the effect of making dissimilar pictures next to each other more similar when they both look like shit, works too.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 10 monthsJun 10, 2024 03:33:29 ago (+0/-0)

Twitter, telegram, phone carriers, and more recompress images when used to share memes. The deep fried effect can occur naturally and often it's because these sites don't use png.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 17:45:33 ago (+1/-0)

You really can't tell it's purposefully that way to add to the creepy effect? Dial that autism back just a little bit, son.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 18:05:39 ago (+1/-0)

you really can’t tell

Given that it’s quite plainly not, no.

you’re autistic because you don’t think about things only an autist would think about

Amazing.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 18:24:49 ago (+2/-0)

I can see you meticulously arraigning your toys by size and height in a row every night before bed. Many such cases.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 10 monthsJun 10, 2024 08:49:59 ago (+1/-0)

I’m going to double down on something that was already disproven by bringing up things only I have ever experienced and projecting them onto others

Amazing.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 10, 2024 10:34:38 ago (+0/-0)

You have already been proven wrong about the image being deliberately altered rather than having accumulated artifacts. All you're doing now is crying about it.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 10 monthsJun 10, 2024 16:33:02 ago (+0/-0)

you’re wrong I say so I win no I don’t have to prove it

God in heaven, you might actually be as insufferable as others say.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 10, 2024 16:48:30 ago (+0/-0)

I just did prove it. Cry harder.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 22:36:03 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t think there is any shame in being technically adept.

Calling each other autistic is a surefire way to get us to all act and behave like negroids.

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 17:00:04 ago (+0/-1)

They don't want to improve anything, as long as people are buying it.

[ - ] Razzoriel 2 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 21:09:09 ago (+2/-0)

It used to be cooked in lard. Back when people were not deathfats normally. Makes you think.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 22:36:30 ago (+1/-0)

Potato(with skin), water, lard/tallow, salt(iodized), cayenne powder.

5-6, depending.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 10 monthsJun 10, 2024 01:22:32 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry, couldn’t watch the paki

[ - ] Pasty 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 22:51:09 ago (+0/-0)

It's the dose that makes the poison. What are the actual amounts of these scary chemicals in the actual food?

[ - ] Trope 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 21:57:54 ago (+0/-0)

Ingredients: Potato. Salt.

Deep fried in oxidized seed oil.

Unless that’s a rhetorical question?

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 16:18:38 ago (+0/-0)

Mc'Goyslop's "fries" have a toxic, anti-foaming agent added to the mix.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 16:12:45 ago (+0/-0)*

When I make them? Or when Tyson/Or-Ida makes them?

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 16:10:17 ago (+1/-2)

Finally a useful post. Did you finally take your meds?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 16:53:00 ago (+3/-0)

KYS spam jeet.