If you were given the choice of keeping your spouse or being given 5 million dollars….. - Upgoat

$5mil as a single dude all the way.

I'd buy a nice bit of land and build my dream homestead there. Water access, forest lands, farmin' land, chickens, goats, lamb, beef, yum. And a big assed solar system, fuck it, when the power goes I'll have already been disconnected.

[ - ] NeverHappened 3 points 11 monthsJun 9, 2024 11:11:52 ago (+3/-0)

Funny joke but I wouldn't give up my spouse for 500 million dollars much less 5 million.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 11 monthsJun 9, 2024 11:21:33 ago (+3/-0)

more ammo

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 11 monthsJun 9, 2024 12:58:53 ago (+1/-0)

I'd keep my spouse.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 11 monthsJun 9, 2024 13:49:38 ago (+2/-0)

A houseboat so I can get the fuck away from people

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsJun 9, 2024 14:26:04 ago (+0/-0)

I'd build an expensive PC for myself.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 11 monthsJun 9, 2024 16:03:03 ago (+1/-0)

first thing you would buy

A new wife.

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If you were given the choice of keeping your spouse or being given 5 million dollars….. submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 11 monthsJun 9, 2024 09:22:46 ago (+10/-0) (whatever)

If you were given the choice of keeping your spouse or being given 5 million dollars…..
submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 11 monthsJun 9, 2024 09:22:46 ago (+10/-0) (whatever)