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If You Ain't Driving Drunk ...

submitted by GrayDragon to SoapBoxBanHamner 1 yearJun 9, 2024 07:58:54 ago (+3/-1)     (SoapBoxBanHamner)

... you are a fucking pussy. Make sure you pay your faggot taxes as well and suck the government's cock up your ass.

I thought I was on a manly site. What a bunch of pussies most of you are.


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[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 9, 2024 08:02:46 ago (+0/-0)

When I wrecked my car drunk and called a solid friend, he told me to drag any dead bodies into the bushes if there were any.

Fucking pussies.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1 yearJun 9, 2024 09:05:06 ago (+0/-0)

You are called peckerwood

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 yearJun 9, 2024 09:37:08 ago (+0/-0)

Driving is one of the most fun things to do when you’re drunk and drinking.

It’s even more fun, I found, to go out in public with a JESUS WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE JEWS shirt.

Try the second one sometime and get back to me about you not being a pussy.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1 yearJun 9, 2024 09:40:38 ago (+1/-0)

I mow my lawn drunk. Does that count?

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 1 yearJun 9, 2024 10:59:29 ago (+0/-0)

My brothers in Christ: if they didn't want you drinking and driving they wouldn't have put cup holders in cars.