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Lockdown now, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrgh

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to videos 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:03:50 ago (+31/-0)     (media.gab.com)

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/162/333/638/playable/fe007b68589641d0.mp4



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[ - ] NeedleStack 23 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:09:03 ago (+23/-0)

Come on. Please tell me this is parody.

[ - ] dulcima 19 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:28:04 ago (+19/-0)

It's almost impossible to work out what's parody and what isn't. You know there ARE people out there begging to be locked down and masked again.

[ - ] Aze 10 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 04:58:06 ago (+10/-0)

Its called poe's law and I've said it many times before, its impossible to tell in this clown world.

[ - ] Had 15 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:55:22 ago (+15/-0)

It has to be. He mentioned only one person has died then went into elections. Dry delivery, but satire.

[ - ] Prairie 12 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:31:17 ago (+12/-0)

The election part make it clear it's a parody. Well-done, though.

[ - ] CHIRO 10 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:49:14 ago (+10/-0)

As soon as he called for mail-in voting, I realized it was satire. Until that point, I wasn't sure, and I was waiting for a punchline (hoping for one).

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 7 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:20:38 ago (+7/-0)

Peoples lives are at stake, I mean 1 already dead Mexican contracted something so it's really serious!

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 01:05:02 ago (+1/-0)

One dead town drunk with a failed kidney and a truckload of other health issues - but he died with a trace amount of a new lab made disease, so shut down everything!

[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:40:44 ago (+5/-0)

The entire video I was trying to read him and I can't tell either. I hope there's more vax tho, too many retards are still alive.

[ - ] DitchPig 2 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 08:48:36 ago (+2/-0)

That's the beauty of Clown World.

You never know what is parody until it's too late.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 1 point 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:59:43 ago (+2/-1)

Yes it is, is bio says ''troll level 9000''

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 10 monthsJun 9, 2024 02:13:12 ago (+0/-0)

Please tell me ...

I can't guarantee this is parody, but I laughed my ass off watching it.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 6 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:53:09 ago (+6/-0)

He's surprisingly eloquent, given how full of dicks his mouth is.

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 00:14:19 ago (+5/-0)

I think this is a satire but because he looks soy this can be taken at face value

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:08:10 ago (+5/-0)

The most amusing part of this video is how reasonable and convincing he thinks he is making himself sound.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:53:27 ago (+1/-0)

pedos love the smell of their own farts

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 3 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 22:40:35 ago (+3/-0)

If it's not paradoy I'd ask that faggot if we end all immigration it will save hundreds of lives and stop thousands of rapes.

So we should secure the border from an obvious and real threat.

I am hoping this is fake and gay no one can be this stupid

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 09:05:39 ago (+1/-0)

But muh diversity is our strength!

Tacos!

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 15:57:10 ago (+0/-0)

Knocking this fucks teeth out would be a good start.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 08:51:47 ago (+0/-0)

The mere context is worthy of swift execution with dull object

[ - ] Sheitstrom 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 08:06:04 ago (+0/-0)

"mail in voting is the best way to vote safely and still resist the perils of birdfeeding."

Troll level 9000 indeed.

[ - ] con77 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 08:00:03 ago (+0/-0)

12 ft apart this time

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 05:14:30 ago (+0/-0)

Can't tell if sarcasm.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 10 monthsJun 8, 2024 02:23:35 ago (+0/-0)

I guess he is going to have to jab himself with a fistful of 30 needles in to his throat so that he can be safe from the new virus. Ill donate my vaccines to him because Im a caring person that likes to think of others before myself

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:40:57 ago (+0/-0)

🤡🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 10 monthsJun 7, 2024 23:04:25 ago (+0/-0)

ROFL.