Would you marry both twin sisters? - Upgoat

Would you marry both twin sisters?
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:44:33 ago (+8/-3) (AskUpgoat)

Would you marry both twin sisters if it were legal? I mean, if you are in love with one sister, how can you not be in love with her twin sister too? I'm not supporting polygamy, but in case if they are twin sisters, it deserves a deep discussion.

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[ - ] 2Drunk 9 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:52:44 ago (+9/-0)

Your nose is showing.

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:48:53 ago (+6/-0)

nevermind friday night fights. Thats a fight every night.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:53:35 ago (+2/-0)

Fucker married his cousin and probably slaps her around when his curry isn't spicy enough. He knows nothing about martial disputes.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:57:59 ago (+4/-0)

He knows. "how can she slap?" didnt become their people's motto out of nowhere.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 5 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:58:10 ago (+5/-0)

The strongest shape in the world is a triangle.

[ + ] Indoctrinated_USA

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 4 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 12:52:46 ago (+4/-0)

It's actually an arc, a circle.

[ + ] Tallest_Skil

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 12:48:40 ago (+1/-0)

Hexagon.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 14:39:33 ago (+3/-0)*

Female body...

Nobody's ever gone to war over a literal Triange, Circle, or Hexagon...

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 13:19:02 ago (+4/-0)

Fail no fuck you option.

[ - ] con77 4 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 13:53:54 ago (+5/-1)

As a twin myself I can tell you that twins are very different from each other.

[ + ] Conspirologist

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -2 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 14:05:19 ago (+2/-4)

Some twins have also identical brains.

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 4 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 17:27:21 ago (+4/-0)

No they dont.

[ + ] Indoctrinated_USA

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 11 monthsJun 9, 2024 19:52:52 ago (+0/-0)

No...
They don't.

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 0 points 11 monthsJun 10, 2024 00:08:27 ago (+0/-0)

Don't they No .....

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:45:00 ago (+4/-1)

Missing fuck you option

[ - ] Thatguy 2 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 12:01:58 ago (+2/-0)

What if one is a Star Trek fan and the other one isn’t, that would be awkward. So, no.

[ + ] Conspirologist

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 12:08:09 ago (+1/-1)

Absolutely. I mean only if they are also psychologically identical.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 13:55:24 ago (+2/-0)

Only if they're conjoined

[ - ] clymer 2 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 14:05:57 ago (+2/-0)

in this case, you wouldn't have a choice:

https://files.catbox.moe/r4x85j.avif

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 2 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 14:41:59 ago (+2/-0)

When that dude married those conjoined twins, I could almost get it. Two for one. But to later learn he only married one of them, well, that just makes it awkward. Now he has to let some other dude fuck his wife's vagina?

[ + ] Niggly_Puff

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 14:43:33 ago (+1/-0)

Hah, didn't even see your reply first @clymer.

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 0 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 17:26:44 ago (+0/-0)

Didnt some co-joined twins marry different guys and split the week at one or the others house - lmao...

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 14:48:21 ago (+2/-0)

NO! Twice the alimony and child support payments!

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 17:43:31 ago (+2/-0)

Twins are different people with an identical genome. My siblings are identical twins. Clearly, you don't have any family or friends who are twins because, if you did, you'd realize they are different people. Shared traits are more noticeable in youth, but differences are accentuated by the time adulthood rolls around.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:59:31 ago (+2/-1)

One big maybe from everyone?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 12:16:34 ago (+1/-0)

Try that inna small town. I have shiddy general contrader job innna smoll town

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 15:49:57 ago (+1/-0)

get this degenerate shit out of here

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 12:44:35 ago (+1/-1)

Sicko

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 13:54:27 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe, if they're both mute?

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 16:36:30 ago (+0/-0)

Strong men have harems.

Beta simps are trained by women for women.

Which means all of his resources belong to a single women rather than be shared

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 17:29:00 ago (+0/-0)

No, for civilizational not moral reasons.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 11 monthsJun 10, 2024 10:10:29 ago (+0/-0)

The comment sections has to be 90% bots at this point. One liner reddit style jokes is the majority of replies. Maybe it's a dumb poll then explain why. There is almost zero real discussion here any longer just insults and jokes its as if some group doesn't want sites like this to do well

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Would you marry both twin sisters? submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:44:33 ago (+8/-3) (AskUpgoat)

Would you marry both twin sisters?
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:44:33 ago (+8/-3) (AskUpgoat)