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Upjew’d!

No. Kids are the germiest and methinks you touch kids.

Are you suggesting all germs are bad? Don't you think children need exposure to all sorts of germs in order to develop an immunity, or at least a tolerance, to them? If you squirt anti-bacterial lotion all over everything, your autoimmune response will atrophy.

By the way, what do you think they use for anti-bacterial part of some products? It's generally a diluted pesticide. Yep, you're covering your body with a pesticide, thinking you're doing yourself some good. Enjoy passively absorbing your toxins and undermining your autoimmune system.

Why the fuck are you posting an ad for useless product?

Throw that kid in a pit of mud and give him a stick to play with. Children need to get dirty, muddy, messy, and covered in germs.