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Last nite's gig: a field report on the state of the NW FL beach scene

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 yearJun 6, 2024 08:43:45 ago (+25/-1)     (whatever)

Staff and customers = all White. Not one nigger or shitskin in sight. Everyone well-behaved. Lots of tasty White college gurls walking around, dressed modestly. Zero chimpouts, no wigs/weaves on the ground. No police, no gunshots, no speeding cars crashing into storefronts. Band and audience had fun. Lots of tips on top of our very decent pay. That's life in a pricey NW FL beach community.

DISCLAIMER: there was one black guy at the end, who stacked chairs and emptied trash cans. He said to me 'yawll sounded great!" He gets a pass...for now.


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[ - ] Gowithit 10 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 08:51:41 ago (+10/-0)

'yawll sounded great!

now he's going to tell all his friends about it and you'll have a fleet of nigger groupies at your shows from now on.

have fun with that!



[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 11:12:02 ago (+7/-0)

At the end, play a good ol Johnny Rebel nigger song and leave them all thinking.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 yearJun 6, 2024 13:21:15 ago (+1/-0)

Play it as an instrumental and they'll have to look it up themselves.

[ - ] Monica 5 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 08:53:12 ago (+5/-0)

And that black mans name... amber lance lincoln.

[ - ] Stonkmar 2 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 10:36:31 ago (+2/-0)

That's fucking funny

[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 10:52:53 ago (+5/-0)

He gets a pass...for now.

this is why we lose

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 7, 2024 00:32:51 ago (+0/-0)

Currently he is useful...every store and bar is looking for staff around here

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 yearJun 7, 2024 04:18:52 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah the niggers are great until they chimp out and murder you.

[ - ] jfroybees 3 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 13:46:17 ago (+3/-0)

All it takes is money. That's all. What was that x post? "The new American dream is to make enough money to never have to be around black people."

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1 yearJun 6, 2024 16:16:53 ago (+1/-0)

Yep, from Scott Adams no less. That old coot has finally started waking up.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1 yearJun 6, 2024 16:59:58 ago (+1/-0)

I WOULD HAVE GIVEN U A TIP 2






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TIP OF MY DICK NIGGUH

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 11:52:12 ago (+0/-0)

Do you play guitar in this band? Happy for you. Hope your band members are based this time and you have a good time with everyone.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 13:38:47 ago (+0/-0)

How's the beaches?
Have they recovered from the Deepwater Horizon catastrophe?
Haven't been there in years.

[ - ] Panic 2 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 13:51:34 ago (+2/-0)

Jacksonville is on the AtlanticOcean. The oil spill was in the Gulf of Mexico near Louisiana.

Beaches in the gulf are cleaned up and mostly pristine.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 17:12:53 ago (+0/-0)

Did you just assume my motherfucking location in Florida?
Last time there, Destin - Pensacola beaches were the nicest in the state. Pictures on the news showed layers of oil under that snow white sand after the disaster. That was a crime.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 7, 2024 00:33:39 ago (+0/-0)

Beaches are packed every day, parking is nuts. I don't bother with that shit.