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Response to "I'm looking for a man in finance, with trust fund, 6'5", Blue eyes" "song"

submitted by Cunt to TikTok 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 21:54:51 ago (+4/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/tgxuh5.mp4



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[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 23:27:10 ago (+1/-0)

Except the last one, I don't want to be a Mennonite with a wife that has sub 90IQ.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 23:37:01 ago (+2/-0)

♬ I see a bumper and I want to paint it black 🎵

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 23:35:53 ago (+0/-0)

can she at least say goddamit if she spills the tallow?

How about a quick prayer for the sourdough bread to rise?

a hail mary so she doesnt over mix the butter?

I forgot chicken.

A few jesus christs for those fuckers too.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 23:38:17 ago (+2/-0)

No I can't bring myself marry a retard or a jewlover. I'd honestly prefer she read dank horoscopes or collect coloured rocks, or something equally stupid than live by jewish morals.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 23:40:07 ago (+2/-0)

There are so many things that go wrong in homesteading. Who would you like her to blame? god or you?

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 23:46:49 ago (+2/-0)

Blaming sky daddy for lack of preparedness is mongoloid tier. I'd imagine it would pay to be fastidious in your approach to homesteading, mouth breathers and niggers could never explore and settle new lands, the winter would get them. Either that or their indolent preposition and lack of cognitive capacity would be their downfall that would inevitably blame on omnipotent beings like a petulant child.

Honestly, marrying a super religious woman is not a trad wife, its a tard wife.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2024 00:11:22 ago (+2/-0)

I'd imagine it would pay to be fastidious in your approach to homesteading,

Me too! Except no one is prepared for haarp.

settle new lands

ok. New lands.
.... that would inevitably blame on omnipotent beings like a petulant child.

you'd be amazed what a little "cope" will do for a person

marrying a religious woman is not a trad wife, its a tard wife.

You need them a little retarded to trad.






[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 10 monthsJun 4, 2024 00:15:02 ago (+2/-0)

Trad is all a larp these days popularised by influences, it is impossible these days to live on a single income. That's why I like atypical women like big titty goth girls, but they are all fat and old now. So I'll have settle for anyone not a mongoloid, or bible basher, nor drug addict or whore.
Just be 1960s style normal before global Weimar and feminism took over would be more than enough for me.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 10 monthsJun 4, 2024 00:58:07 ago (+2/-0)

So I'll to have settle for

honestly I think thats just how you do it. Then slowly both of you just mold each other to good enough.

big titty goth girls,

you were supposed to grab those ones right out of high school.

it is impossible these days to live on a single income

getting harder and harder everyday.


[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 22:10:56 ago (+1/-0)

"content"

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 22:48:43 ago (+2/-0)

Container is king.