...another sleepy dusty Delta day I was out choppin cotton and my brother was bailin hay At dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house for Something to eat And mama yelled at the back door, "remember y'all to wipe your feet"...she said she got some news this morning from Choctaw Ridge... Billy Joe McCallister jumped off the Talahache Bridge...
Well fuck me...I've had my fill of blackeyed peas and biscuits and I've got 5 more acres in the lower 40 to plow.
Billy Joe got into it with some niggers and ✡s and thought there was an arrest warrant out for him after someone discovered a stolen bicycle near the cotton field. Then someone found a few pair of red nike runners but oddly they were all left foot shoes and a busted up menora with a lice infested kippah embedded into one of the tines.
Turned out the shoes were display items and not full sets but the niggers hocked them anyways...apparently they owed the jew money but it agreed to settle up with hot merch.
Afterwards it was revealed that someone saw Billy Joe throwing something off the "Talahache Bridge" and he was to be rewarded for his community service...but he didn't know.
And now everyone moved to Tipalo and opened a haberdashery...and that's the way it is June 3rd 2024
So what was was she throwing off the tallahatchee bridge? I can only assume it was a miscarriage? I mean, why else would Billy Joe jump off the bridge?
ICEMONKEY...I've had 2 weeks of mounting pressure, I didn't mention anything here because it was relieving not to think about it...my fucking septic system went for a "shit" and I'm supposed to be back in Toronto any moment and this I did not need...I did the entire thing, brand new bed, with no help...30K for a septic system today, I've got maybe 4K into materials and have my own equipment and my brother is controller for an aggregate company so the granular was close to hand so I saved big time and it's certified, just had final inspection this morning so I start covering it up tomorrow...big fucking project and I moved 200+ Cubic Yrds of heavy clay and replaced it with pit-run, sand and 13/4" washed stone...I fucking bailed muck with my excavator from 12.00 to 10.00pm the first day and it beat me up...so I'm pretty much done now and at ease...this afternoon I sitting with my bear Lashes and another young male bear that is a real comedy act and then out of the Whiteness, for whatever reason, the song "ODE TO BILLY JOE" (Bobby Gentry) pops into my oversized Von Braun brain and then I looked at my phone for the date and there it was, June 3rd...ODE to BILLY JOE starts off with "it was the 3rd of June" etc etc etc...hence my post. And there you have it....and right now at this very moment I'm sitting at my post with my .22 Marlin waiting to murder a coon and I've got 3 bears that won't leave me alone but that's alright because that makes the coons feel comfortable...I blew through the mid skull of a coon a couple weeks ago and put that rnd right over the head of one of my bears, that fucking coon rattled and rolled right past that bear while he was munching down on peanuts, blood squirting like Old Faithful, right past the bear and he didn't give a fuck and my bears hear gunshots steady, I shoot pigeons every day I'm home...but no coons tonight and it's starting to rain so I think I'm going to pack it in.
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And there you have it....and right now at this very moment I'm sitting at my post with my .22 Marlin waiting to murder a coon and I've got 3 bears that won't leave me alone but that's alright because that makes the coons feel comfortable...I blew through the mid skull of a coon a couple weeks ago and put that rnd right over the head of one of my bears, that fucking coon rattled and rolled right past that bear while he was munching down on peanuts, blood squirting like Old Faithful, right past the bear and he didn't give a fuck and my bears hear gunshots steady, I shoot pigeons every day I'm home...but no coons tonight and it's starting to rain so I think I'm going to pack it in.
Later.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWlsnEEWCEo
Sounds fictional, but IDK. I've actually been to the place mentioned in the song/movie long ago.
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Song about worthless nigger. Great song man.
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