☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
5

Petition to restore the sainthood of st. @paul_neri of Upgoat.

submitted by iSnark to Petitions 1 yearJun 3, 2024 19:50:26 ago (+5/-0)     (Petitions)

Our esteemed saint Paul Neri (No relation to St. Phillip Neri), who, as we all know, has never purposely given a downvoat to anyone, accidently registered a downvoat whilst using an iPad in Austraila.

I propose, that @system consider offering @paul_neri a mulligan, and restoring St. Neri of Upgoat to full-fleged Saint status again.


View Results
20 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearJun 6, 2024 06:08:56 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro. Just saw this. I am touched.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 12:30:49 ago (+0/-0)

No worries, it gave birth to a new conspiracy theory: Apparently, we're the same person...
(See VitaminSieg post below)

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 20:00:35 ago (+5/-1)

Option 3: Fuk-off iSnark,with these stupid poll's/petitions.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 1 yearJun 3, 2024 20:14:00 ago (+1/-0)

What, are YOU the president of the Upgoat Homeowners assocaition?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 20:23:15 ago (+3/-0)

I'd vote for him.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 20:52:01 ago (+2/-0)

Chairman,Thank you.

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 21:14:48 ago (+3/-0)

If he didn't have fat fingers it wouldn't have happened.

[ - ] beece 3 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 20:04:01 ago (+3/-0)

Neri gonna Nere.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 20:04:00 ago (+3/-0)

(x) FUCK YOU!

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 20:15:47 ago (+2/-0)

(X) Seconded!

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 1 yearJun 3, 2024 20:11:22 ago (+2/-1)

Duly Noted!

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 20:18:18 ago (+2/-0)

Notation acknowledged!

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 20:34:42 ago (+2/-0)

iSnark = paul_neri

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 1 yearJun 3, 2024 20:37:23 ago (+1/-0)

WOW! My very own conspiracy theory... I guess I can check that off of my bucket list!

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 22:37:31 ago (+0/-0)

It’s not yours, it’s neri’s. You are the alt secondary character.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 23:17:38 ago (+0/-0)*

Hurtful, Dang Hurtful!

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1 yearJun 3, 2024 22:35:46 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, he deserved to die! And I hope he burns in Hell!

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 1 yearJun 3, 2024 21:43:28 ago (+1/-0)

I vote oven

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 23:21:41 ago (+1/-1)

if Pauls gets restored can all the other "accidental" votes from the other users also get forgiven? Im sure spacemans finger just slipped by accident a couple times. Hes a busy guy. Also chrimony bear. He's a gud boi I promise.

Anything please to stop the incessant bitching.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 1 yearJun 3, 2024 23:38:03 ago (+1/-0)

Look, This was supposed to have been a light-hearted attempt at having some fun. If @system changed Pauls status and restored his "Saint" badge, that was a bonus. But Fuck! everyone on this frickin board is on their period! I've never seen this many whining bitches in one place at the same time! Well, maybe in a commercial for "The View". These are times when we need to cut loose, and let off some steam, not ream each other! It's like the story-line from GhostBusters II, with the ectoplasm in the sewers driving everyone mad! If you want to blame someone blame @Spaceman84 for being a cryptojew, and bitching about @system rules like cunt!