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Turks are hilarious

submitted by canbot to funny 1 yearJun 2, 2024 18:04:22 ago (+45/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/y2vqex.mp4



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[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 9 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 20:50:41 ago (+9/-0)

Now why would a Turkish politician be flying to the Netherlands for votes?

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 4 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 21:21:01 ago (+4/-0)

Oy Vey!

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 22:15:03 ago (+2/-0)

There is a chance something wrong was going on there. But I will offer another theory that should also be considered. I've noticed videos with that voice at least one utterly retarded thing is said that makes no sense.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 22:52:59 ago (+4/-0)

Because it's an AI.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 09:26:36 ago (+0/-0)

Or you can just search it. It is a real thing. They allow it.

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 21:23:30 ago (+3/-0)

Turkey is like the Three’s Company of countries—perpetual misunderstandings.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 18:51:24 ago (+3/-0)

TURAN STRONK! YOU BUY KEBAB!

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 01:10:27 ago (+2/-0)

Cockroach race.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1 yearJun 3, 2024 05:52:59 ago (+1/-0)

The end result of nearly a thousand years of inbreeding, coming to a city near you.

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 1 point 1 yearJun 3, 2024 01:54:26 ago (+1/-0)

It sounds like Turks are just as dumb as your average amerimutt

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 1 yearJun 2, 2024 22:45:08 ago (+1/-0)

They buddied up now but Putin engineered a nearly successful coup in Turkey to kill Erdogan. Barry Soetoro gave Turkey the info to shoot down the Russian jet, hoping to start a war between Turkey and Russia but neither took the bait and Putin went for a more direct approach. Putin got his revenge on Barry when he took Crimea back and Barry couldn't install nukes aimed at Russia there.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 1 yearJun 2, 2024 21:25:29 ago (+1/-0)

This is why the most inexpensive firearms and ammunition come from Turkey.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 21:47:52 ago (+2/-0)

They just don't give a damn about copyright laws and pay their workers in hummus. Some of their guns are damned good for the money.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 01:03:09 ago (+2/-0)

I have a panzer m4, it works great

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 1 yearJun 3, 2024 14:19:31 ago (+1/-0)

Is that the 12 gauge? It looks quite appealing but "made in Turkey" has me hesitating.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 03:59:31 ago (+0/-0)

Heard some pretty good opinions on those. I've got a Canik TP9, Sarsilmaz K12 Sport X, and cheap Tisas 1911 clone. They're all pretty good for what they are, especially for the price.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 14:22:34 ago (+0/-0)

"Inexpensive" and "American made" aren't usually found together, but Kel-Tec has caught my eye. And with it, the potential problems.

Aside from Canik, most of the Turkish-made firearms just feature a low price. There aren't many reviews that I come across.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1 yearJun 2, 2024 18:07:12 ago (+1/-0)

Well tbh no matter how much you hate the roaches, those blue white red flags in such close proximity are indeed confusing.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 18:51:53 ago (+2/-0)

If you're a dirty turkroach maybe.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 yearJun 3, 2024 05:04:51 ago (+0/-0)

well thats the point isnt it?!

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 22:11:57 ago (+0/-0)

Governments are retarded everywhere. If only they didn't have a fuck load of gun they bought extorting you with their guns.