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IT'S 01.30HRS AND I'M SMOKING COONS AT 150FT IN THE DARK

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 01:37:26 ago (+17/-0)     (HDLunited)

Here's the latest, on the spot, precise and detailed reporting right from the front line in what has been a long drawn out war. If there is such a thing as a justified war, with it's vicious screams, the gnashing of teeth and projectile mucous, then here it is.

The war on coons is real and the casualties are impressive. With a kill to rnd ratio of 1:1, one shot one kill, the body count can sometimes be as high as 3 per night and tonight there's a mob wandering around and just now I lit up my radius and I've got eyes looking right at me so I'm going to sign off for now and whack him, maybe #2 tonight

THE FUCKING SKITTERS TONIGHT ARE RIGHT FUCKING ✡ISH

Later


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[ - ] con77 6 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 02:49:19 ago (+6/-0)

If you were in chicongo and not sasquatchawanI'd be impressed

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 14:54:53 ago (+1/-0)

I just imagine that I'm in a highly infested nigger zone

[ - ] clymer 4 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 06:18:40 ago (+4/-0)

just feed them hot dogs. And grapes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 02:08:09 ago (+3/-0)

DIE, NIGGERS!!!

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 03:23:22 ago (+2/-0)

So long as it aint got more than 4 legs then you're fine.

Gonna wanna go back inside if the skittering has more than 4. They like to Swarm out there.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 01:42:31 ago (+2/-0)

The coons haven't actually been back to crash my plant pots to the ground since the last time I full autoed them with the airsoft pistol. I live in town and am prohibited, so there's that.

[ - ] CasualObserver 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 11:36:35 ago (+1/-0)

.22 and a spot light? I have an armadillo problem that may need to be addressed at night.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 04:57:19 ago (+1/-0)

God speed!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 14:56:06 ago (+0/-0)

@Peckerwoodetc...noted..."strength and honor"