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What if you were a jew?

submitted by vol09877 to whatever 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:14:29 ago (+3/-0)     (whatever)

Lets say one day you take an ancestry test and you find out you are descendant of jews, then what? what would you do?


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[ - ] Markshirley 3 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:17:35 ago (+3/-0)

I would be like brother Nathaniel

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:53:29 ago (+0/-0)

Or Bobby Fischer

[ - ] Gowithit 8 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:18:18 ago (+9/-1)

Realize the whole ancestry test industry is a filthy liar.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 10 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:22:49 ago (+12/-2)

Let's say I shove the test up the ass of the person who handed it to me.

I know who I am.

No cunts farming my DNA.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:17:38 ago (+4/-1)

No cunts farming my DNA.

Unfortunately stupid women love this shit and I've had a raging feminist sister do one. At least I know I'm pure White. This must have been before they started adding some % of jew to them.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 15:06:42 ago (+0/-0)

What was your sister's reaction?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 16:08:44 ago (+0/-0)

No Idea, she doesn't talk to me. I heard about it and got a copy of the papers from another, much more conservative sister.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:32:32 ago (+4/-1)

Nothing, because those tests are BS.
Maybe punch myself in the face for taking such a fake and gay test to begin with...

[ - ] vol09877 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:50:42 ago (+0/-0)

if those test are bullshit, how do you find out you are a jew?

[ - ] localsal 2 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:04:49 ago (+2/-0)

Just like being a vegan, they all tell you. If you have gone your whole life without hearing "you are a jew", then most likely you are not.

If you hear "you are jewish, but don't ever tell anyone" then you are part of the secret 200million filthy kikes hiding and waiting to destabilize every western country.

[ - ] inaminit 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:06:29 ago (+0/-0)

Kikery is passed on by the mother, so delve into your family history. The ashknazim are heavily interbred with the German, Prussian/Pomeranian, Frankish and Bavarian peoples so with the great influx of Hunnics into the USA during the latter 18th century carried LOTS of that ashkanaz blood. I have a GGGGrandfather from Baden-Württemberg who is almost certainly ashkanazi kike, so what does that make me?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:33:04 ago (+1/-0)

Is that what happened to you?

[ - ] vol09877 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:52:16 ago (+0/-0)

it depends, would you still accept me as your brother if such was the case?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:58:57 ago (+2/-0)*

I actually think they can be entertaining.

Like giving them to white people who swear they're black and not related to slave owners only to find out the only black in the family married the plantation owner and the family went full kkk ever since

(S3riouly, look up Puerto Ricans doing a DNA test, and then the black British actor whose world visibly ends when he finds out his black great granddaddy owned most of the carribean slaves. Including great grandmammy.) That's when suddenly racial make-up is unimportant and they literally have nothing of any value to say.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:39:07 ago (+0/-0)

Nobody doesn’t know they’re a jew. This is a stupid scenario.

[ - ] vol09877 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:51:04 ago (+0/-0)

how so?

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:03:40 ago (+0/-0)

Ever met a kike that wasn’t proud of being a kike? Me neither.

[ - ] inaminit 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:15:13 ago (+0/-0)

ever see a kike shopping in the grocery store?

[ - ] vol09877 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:16:41 ago (+0/-0)

a kike that wasnt proud of being a kike probably wouldnt tell others he is a kike

[ - ] ilikeskittles 2 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:42:51 ago (+2/-0)

Those tests are just a way for the government to get your DNA.

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:12:41 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty sure I'm on some sort of list considering I descend from Clovis Merovingian, my haplogroup is a1a1a and I'm type ONeg blood... 10 bucks sez I'm your cousin too.

[ - ] oppressed 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:47:06 ago (+1/-0)

give the burden to Jesus and go free of it

[ - ] vol09877 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:57:36 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] NoSalvation 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:47:56 ago (+0/-0)

I would be the only good jew

[ - ] FreeinTX 4 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:11:07 ago (+4/-0)

Sue 23 and me for putting jew blood in my mix, like they were caught doing many times.

[ - ] inaminit 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:20:25 ago (+0/-0)

Here's something that will bend your noodle; according to the "Pedigree Collapse" scenario, after approximately 9 generations back in time you are in effect related to every person alive on the planet at that time.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 23:44:55 ago (+1/-0)

Is that the same as how they say I breathe in nano particles of Socrates and jew ashes with every breath?

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:20:39 ago (+1/-0)

Do you mean actual 'middle eastern' jews, or kike-nazis?

[ - ] vol09877 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 17:12:56 ago (+0/-0)

whats the difference?

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 17:22:32 ago (+0/-0)

Jews are from the middle east. Fake jews (I think of as kikes) are from Kharsia, which is the Ukraine region now.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 17:30:56 ago (+0/-0)

Jews are from the middle east. Fake jews are khazarians, a nomadic Turkic people, which was where the Ukraine region is now. Not sure if they're 'officially' kikes...

Ashkenazi Jews, also known as Ashkenazim or Ashkenazic Jews, are a Jewish diaspora group that originated in the Holy Roman Empire around the end of the first millennium CE. The term "Ashkenazi" was originally used to describe a 'cultural' group of Jews who settled in the Rhineland in western Germany in the 10th century. Today, about half of Jewish people worldwide identify as Ashkenazi, meaning they are descended from Jews who lived in Central or Eastern Europe, including Germany, Poland, and Russia.

Basically, "the real nazis".

[ - ] watts2db 2 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:30:23 ago (+2/-0)

Assume they where fucking with our results and us. Id never take one of those tests but it wouldnt surprise me if they tried to convince me I was actually part jewish nigger.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 14:34:06 ago (+2/-0)

I'd probably be a rappin' rabbi.

Who let the shekels out! Oy! Oy! Oy! vey!

Oh you're talking about if I was told a lie by an ancestry scam that said I was a kike. Haha. They lie all the time trying to get White people to believe they are niggers, spics and kikes. They even tried to tell people their ancestors are slavers.

ITS A SCAM

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 15:05:44 ago (+0/-0)

Cut my balls off. I should do it anyway. My mom's maiden name is Orsini, look them up. The bloodline should be exterminated down to the last, whether they're 100 years old or 1 hour old. The blood is a scourge upon the earth.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 23:43:23 ago (+0/-0)

Please livestream it.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 10:40:05 ago (+0/-0)

That's fucking weird man.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 15:23:23 ago (+0/-0)

I would check my introspection and conclude i'm not a jew. Also, would call Eric Clopper for posterity.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 17:07:11 ago (+0/-0)

What if you sucked your mothers dick?

Oh? Your mother doesn't have a dick? Well neither are there any kikes in my family woodpile.

[ - ] vol09877 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 17:12:28 ago (+0/-0)

why so butthurt pal?

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 17:30:10 ago (+0/-0)

Then I decide whether my character is stronger than my genetics.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 21:31:33 ago (+0/-0)

I'd start doing like owen benjewin and say "oy vey goyim, I'm only 1/4 jewish now send all your gold, silver and money to my po box so I don't have to pay taxes on it. Pay the gay away and send me your money!!"

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 23:39:47 ago (+1/-0)

My father did a 400 year ancestral study of his side of the family long before the internet existed. We’re Vikings. The other half of my family is Prussian and English.