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NYU Allows Students to Create Their Own Major.

submitted by VaccineWaters to funny 1 yearJun 1, 2024 06:55:20 ago (+15/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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New NYU grads from the NYU Gallatin School of Individualized Study, where students can create their own major, describing their majors


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[ - ] Prairie 7 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 08:19:06 ago (+7/-0)

So you could call this university a concentration camp of sorts. Education will set you free, right?

[ - ] NoSalvation 5 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 06:57:16 ago (+5/-0)

"The performance of self".
Kek

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 09:34:21 ago (+0/-0)

What happens if it fails its classes? Does it instantly cease to exist?

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 4 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 11:43:29 ago (+4/-0)

I used to work at another college like this, the students created their own majors. The exemplary student they talked about on tours was the kid who made a tree-climbing major, who went off to study the biology of the tree canopy or something like that.

My favorite LOL moment was when they had this communist-anarchist convention, it had a kitschy name like "Rise Up and Resist" (a long time ago so I forget). On the first day, they spent most of the morning session explaining themselves and their pronouns and limitations and didn't discuss their agenda at all. Everyone was like "don't clap comrades, I'm autistic and that triggers me". And "point of order, ombudsman is gendered language, we need to be neutral aka ombudsperson". And so on. It was truly a comedy skit.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 3 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 13:48:57 ago (+3/-0)

My concentration would be jewish evil tendencies studys and also anti-nigger lifestyles.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 08:38:00 ago (+2/-0)

NYU is the rich kid’s school in NYC. I don’t know what the tuition is, but is probably same as Harvard or Yale. Most of those kids are either insufferable little shits who wanna be cool frat boys or diseased mental defectives like these maniacs in the video.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1 yearJun 1, 2024 14:35:39 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like Boston University. Rich kids too stupid and not hooked up enough to get into Harvard.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 07:24:26 ago (+2/-0)

America is decadent and evil. It must perish from this Earth.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1 yearJun 1, 2024 15:16:52 ago (+1/-0)

Why is every subject cliche subject from social field? Okay fine, if they want to study something social, why not choose "Reproductive Rights In The World Of Insects", for example?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1 yearJun 1, 2024 13:20:37 ago (+1/-0)

This would be interesting if they studied something not retarded.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 13:23:10 ago (+0/-0)

They are paying for it so why not!

Lol.

Idiots.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 13:08:48 ago (+0/-0)

Your tax dollars at work.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 12:47:45 ago (+0/-0)

like a key and peel skit

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 12:35:02 ago (+0/-0)

Not a straight White male in the bunch. Probably for the best.

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 10:35:28 ago (+0/-0)

Hi my name is Xxxx Xxxxx and my concentration is getting facial piercings and having neon hair to seem interesting and working at a coffee shop for minimum wage plus tips.