Heartwarming Adoption Story. - Upgoat

Heartwarming Adoption Story.
submitted by Master_Foo to Christianity 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 13:56:21 ago (+4/-2) (www.youtube.com)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vygx_h41suY

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 14:36:56 ago (+2/-0)

They got a pet monkey that'll grow up to murder them.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 11 monthsMay 31, 2024 11:28:44 ago (+0/-0)

Capuchins don't riot or collect welfare, however like niggers they dart after they shoot their load.

[ - ] Twodivinehipsters 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 18:14:40 ago (+0/-0)*

You’re not supposed to be able to buy those anymore.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 30, 2024 17:10:36 ago (+2/-0)

Remember lawn darts?
Those got banned because they were "dangerous", but you can still adopt a Nigglet.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 15:11:34 ago (+0/-0)

"heart warming"???...there's nothing stating that the mud monkey niglet was killed while committing a crime or was a snack for crocs or gators

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 16:14:43 ago (+2/-1)

Christians have a perverse idea of what is considered "Heart Warming".
This is what happens when your God is a Jew.