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Whew lad this shit is worse than I thought- America's restaurants are closing

submitted by big_fat_dangus to videos 1 yearMay 28, 2024 16:44:24 ago (+16/-0)     (vidmax.com)

https://vidmax.com/video/227850-thanks-joe-america-is-going-out-of-business

While I can't say I'll miss MOD pizza or Applebees, if fucking Dennys can't even make money, something is seriously wrong. I doubt normies suddenly learned to cook, what are they eating? TV dinners?


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[ - ] Spaceman84 6 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 17:14:48 ago (+6/-0)

Alright I actually watched the video and half of these brands have been closing locations for 20 years now and the other half I never heard of. Applebees and Dennys and some of the other national chains aren’t closing a significant number. Pizza Hut is getting out of the restaurant game and is going to a Dominos style business model because the rent is lower on a delivery/take out hole in the wall. There’s hundreds of old Pizza Huts that have been converted into something else since the 90s. Consumer discretionary spending is down and underperforming locations get closed regularly. I don’t care if a chain with several hundred locations closes 35 of them. That’s a normal year.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 6 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 16:54:14 ago (+6/-0)

Good. It’s all poison and people will either starve to death (deserve it) or start to cook for themselves and be healthier.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 9 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 17:00:48 ago (+9/-0)

start to cook for themselves and be healthier

Lol, why would you assume this? Normies will just eat goyfeed instead of sloppa. Frozen pizza instead of the burger. A bag of combos instead of fries. If anything their eating will become LESS healthy.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 17:04:32 ago (+0/-0)

I am appalled at the price of Combos these days.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 1 yearMay 28, 2024 22:28:16 ago (+1/-0)

What's a combos?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 22:57:18 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1 yearMay 29, 2024 11:46:56 ago (+0/-0)

Gross.

[ - ] Spaceman84 7 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 17:03:35 ago (+7/-0)

Stock up on canned goods, especially fatty fish. Herring and mackerel are great for you, microplastics aside, and the ‘best by’ date is four years from now. Some claim that sardines taste best after 10 years.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 5 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 19:24:05 ago (+5/-0)

Smoked kipper is the fuckin' bomb. Going to go check the pantry right now and see if there's a tin of King Oscar's or something in there.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 20:55:22 ago (+2/-0)

Mackerel is my favorite. King Oscar’s is very good.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 22:29:51 ago (+0/-0)

Big fan of squid or octopus myself. But tinned dish is also high in the list. And muscles. Love them!

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 1 yearMay 29, 2024 14:06:28 ago (+0/-0)

The smaller the species the better, closer to plants as main food source. I always try to get the ones with skin and bones includes, extra nutritious.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 5 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 16:55:41 ago (+5/-0)

Oh no my goyslop.

Every one of these places deserves to close. They're all shit.

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 16:54:00 ago (+4/-0)

It’s just industry consolidation, goy. They eat McDonalds, Starbucks and Panera. Chipotle is in decline. The Franchise Wars have begun. Buy stock in Yum! Brands. Taco Bell is going to win.

[ - ] MaryXmas 3 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 22:31:15 ago (+3/-0)

I actually think this is in response to boomers declining in numbers for the first time. I am not sure who else goes to old country buffet anymore...

[ - ] firestation7 3 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 21:06:38 ago (+3/-0)

A mom and pop restaurant with an ice cream parlor just opened 10 minutes from me.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 21:09:58 ago (+5/-0)

Maybe that will end up being the silver lining here- top heavy zogchow chains will fail, mom and pops serving relatively better food will spring up. Hope so.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearMay 30, 2024 09:29:21 ago (+0/-0)

I can't remember the last time I ate outside my house. Fuck nigger cooks, fuck nigger servers, fuck $17 cheeseburgers.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1 yearMay 28, 2024 17:01:08 ago (+1/-0)

It's all seed oil soy goyfeed

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 1 yearMay 29, 2024 01:58:15 ago (+0/-0)

The normie squeeze is tightening

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 22:58:30 ago (+0/-0)

Same thing happening down here. We're all in this together, dangus.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 1 yearMay 28, 2024 23:08:29 ago (+2/-0)

You have delicious roos and koalas to eat. IT'S NOT THE SAME!