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So, later today, I think I might have to buckle down, and eat myself a banana.

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 14:39:11 ago (+11/-2)     (whatever)

Took at peek at the banana hanger this morning, and deys lookin jussrite.


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[ - ] drstrangergov 5 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 14:39:54 ago (+5/-0)

don't hurt yourself!

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 4 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 14:40:27 ago (+4/-0)

Thanks Mom, I'll be careful.

[ - ] drstrangergov 3 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 15:40:59 ago (+3/-0)

such a good boy.

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 15:17:06 ago (+3/-0)

Rob a gas station with it first then eat the evidence... profit

[ - ] Neral 3 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 14:48:18 ago (+3/-0)

Do it pussy! You won't!

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 14:42:03 ago (+3/-0)

Crampin’ up?

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 15:16:12 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks,for the "Goin' Banana's" warning.

[ - ] inaminit 2 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 15:00:49 ago (+2/-0)

Haven't eaten a Banana since 1998; gave me heartburn so bad I thot I had to go to the emergency room.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 17:06:34 ago (+1/-0)

Pussy.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 17:46:23 ago (+1/-0)

Was it green? I'm colorblind a bit...had a "raw" one treat me poorly as well.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 19:11:16 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 weeksMay 27, 2024 16:45:49 ago (+0/-0)

I was in the gym one day and saw a bitch eating a banana like it was corn on the cob!

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 18:12:31 ago (+1/-0)

theyre meant to be peeled and eaten in moderate bites. not shoved whole up your anus!

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 0 points 3 weeksMay 27, 2024 00:39:48 ago (+0/-0)

I made Banana Foster for dessert tonight with a shit ton of smoked and grilled meats for the family. I had two smokers and a grill going for hours. It was such a great day/night. It rained for a bit, but all in all, it was nice.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 19:00:04 ago (+0/-0)

Only fags eat banana