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Yeah, I had to look it up. At first I felt bad for any poor baby dicked bastard that would need such a thing. Then I felt great realizing I could never use one of those contraptions even if I wanted to. The little woman can barely handle the default settings, no room for upgrades.

oy vey I wonda who owns the dick sleeve company

A buddy of mine, after the birth of his child, told the doctor to add a "daddy stitch" and they threw him out of the hospital. I laughed so hard.