this site is affecting my marriage. - Upgoat

this site is affecting my marriage.
submitted by clymer to whatever 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 16:40:20 ago (+35/-1) (whatever)

So I am reading the comments here, and I say to my wife, "Hey. What do you call an White, black-Irish puerto rican?"

she gives me her usual side-eyed glance, as if you say 'here it comes..' and asks "WHAT?!"

I reply, "HONKEYMCNIGGERSPIC! BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

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[ - ] Gowithit 8 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 16:44:39 ago (+8/-0)

it really is the best username on here. Right next to niggerniggerzoopals

[ + ] Rob3122

[ - ] Rob3122 9 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 19:54:21 ago (+9/-0)

I'm going to nominate @Zyklonbeekeeper

[ + ] Reawakened

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 02:16:44 ago (+2/-0)

Me too, but not in rapey way.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 22:58:07 ago (+2/-0)

I second.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 16:48:30 ago (+4/-0)

Second best.

[ + ] Niggly_Puff

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 2 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 21:38:30 ago (+2/-0)

When I hear the name Perry I think of Perry from Home Movies.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 20:28:45 ago (+1/-0)

Wasn't there a user named @niggaskissin or something like that? It always made me laugh.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 5 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 23:18:06 ago (+5/-0)

Subhumans hate that whites are the only one not bothered by their slur.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 17:03:32 ago (+3/-0)

Is your wife hot?

[ + ] clymer

[ - ] clymer [op] 4 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 20:45:31 ago (+4/-0)

LOL, she's cute but HATES my sense of humor :)

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 21:54:20 ago (+4/-0)

I get eyerolls too. Trust me. Sometimes when we're driving somewhere and I start talking shit(chill road rage) she's like "my God, HonkyMcNiggerSpic...". I'm like "what?".

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 20:58:54 ago (+1/-0)

Shes a girl though at least

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 10:07:16 ago (+1/-0)

so he claims..

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 16:47:19 ago (+3/-0)

Shots fired!!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 21:50:59 ago (+1/-0)

kek

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 17:07:58 ago (+1/-0)

https://youtu.be/F2HH7J-Sx80?si=LE6C4SWfcPx7Eeeh