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The cause of Turbocancers is the EBV Epstein-Barr Virus, present in 90% of population. But why the massive shift in the trend since 2021??

submitted by dontbeaphaggot to news 1 yearMay 25, 2024 15:06:31 ago (+5/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Dormant EBV Epstein-Barr Virus, that, when dormant(because your immune system is fully operational) is harmless. 90% of the population has it. It's the cause of the Turbocancers, recently. Now what does the huge increase in Turbocancers, since 2021 say about the safety and effectiveness of mRNA spike vaccines? It's shredding our innards and causing a massively compromised immune system, making it prone to get diseased much more easily than before.
https://scitechdaily.com/breaking-bad-how-a-virus-infecting-90-of-the-worlds-population-unleashes-cancer/


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[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 1 yearMay 25, 2024 18:52:43 ago (+2/-0)

Viruses don't exist. Parasites cause cancer by tricking cells into overproducing sugars which the parasites feed off. Epstein-Barr virus, the supposed cause of mononucleosis, as a virus, does not exist. Mononucleosis is what "90% of the population" has, and it is just a description of what one's blood looks like when one is in the acute stage of something, and that something, I believe, is the parasite that causes Chagas Disease: Trypanosoma Cruzi. (Curiously, mono is also known as the 'kissing disease', and the Chagas disease is transmitted via 'the kissing bug'.)

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 yearMay 25, 2024 22:45:42 ago (+0/-0)

It'll be interesting to see which of these theories is correct if I don't get turbocancer and die before one is conclusively proven.