Had reverse shoulder replacenent surgery yesterday. - Upgoat

Had reverse shoulder replacenent surgery yesterday.
submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 11:14:58 ago (+24/-0) (TellUpgoat)

Taking oxy's and eating cheese and crackers. Probably wont shit for a week. Thought you guys should know. Love you racist niggerfaggots.

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[ - ] oyveyo 9 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 11:58:44 ago (+9/-0)

Wait... Does that mean they unrepaired your shoulder?

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 7 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 14:13:33 ago (+7/-0)

Now his arms move both directions, like that Boston Dynamics robot.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 7 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 14:52:51 ago (+7/-0)

No, that means they put the left one on the right and the right one on the left. You people need to pick up a book.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 15:15:07 ago (+2/-0)

I had that done two years ago. Its a little awkward at first. I was warned by the doctor that i should refrain from any jerking off until i get everything figured out as it may result in getting punched in the asshole. Good thing i have a wife and no need for any of that. Im a pro, i play guitar while making sweet love to my wife missionary. She loves it. Highly recommended upgrade.

[ + ] taoV

[ - ] taoV 4 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 12:49:08 ago (+4/-0)

Or does reverse shoulder mean like his pelvis?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 11:34:49 ago (+8/-0)

ooooh you have Oxy's? Can I come stay on your couch until you run out then I'll leave?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 11:51:00 ago (+6/-0)

you can have his oxy's. I want his ibuprofen 800's.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 14:27:45 ago (+3/-0)

My safe is full of Iby 800's from my wife. lol Literally 20 big bottles in there. I have shitloads of antibiotics, too.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 00:54:19 ago (+1/-0)

whats so cool about ibuprofen 800s?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 01:12:33 ago (+1/-0)

nothing works as well as those. They dont make you tired or cause bathroom issues. Its the perfect pill.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 7 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 12:06:15 ago (+7/-0)

speedy recovery niggah

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 4 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 12:19:14 ago (+4/-0)

I held a prayer vigil. God kniws my prayers.

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 3 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 13:06:33 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks bro

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 6 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 11:53:32 ago (+6/-0)

Misspellings and grammar error in title. Oxys are working.

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 11:38:51 ago (+6/-0)

Thanks for letting us know.

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 14:01:36 ago (+5/-0)

I have an adult child who is a surgical tech.
Haha, it would be cool if my child was your tech. And, yes, my kid worked yesterday and did shoulders. The surgeon likes the way my kid works so they work together on all of the surgeries that doc does.

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 2 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 15:05:26 ago (+2/-0)

Good job raising that kid! I was treated very well. Very professional and kind people. Everyone was White.

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 18:10:11 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you, and I'm glad it all went well. \0

[ - ] DukeofRaul 5 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 11:18:52 ago (+5/-0)

Just dont think about the dead guys hip in your shoulder

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 5 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 11:22:30 ago (+5/-0)

Probably a gay nigger with aids.

[ + ] doginventer

[ - ] doginventer 4 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 12:34:56 ago (+4/-0)

You’ll need to narrow it down a lot more than that…

Speedy recovery.

[ + ] vol09877

[ - ] vol09877 4 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 12:36:33 ago (+4/-0)

just say democrat, its shorter

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 4 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 14:09:50 ago (+4/-0)

Careful with oxy.., it’s the best shit ever..

Cheers feel better

[ + ] Panic

[ - ] Panic 3 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 14:46:04 ago (+3/-0)

I had morphine 10 days ago before surgery. Oxy is better? Nice!

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 15:31:53 ago (+2/-0)

I don’t remember the morphine…, slept through that part. OxyContin made me afraid of becoming addicted and I only had one course.

Makes the pain far away…, too easy to get used to

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 14:07:45 ago (+4/-0)

Whatever you do, make sure that you maintain your daily routine of push-ups....xtra oxys will help you through it

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 12:02:17 ago (+5/-1)

and eating cheese and crackers.

Try slicing apples and spreading peanut butter on them in honor of nigger history month since a nigger invented peanut butter.....and probably apples. Dey waz kangs ya know!

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 16:36:42 ago (+3/-0)

Solid post. This is the content Voat needs more of.

[ + ] GreatSatan

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 16:42:14 ago (+1/-0)

Sarcasm?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 09:13:36 ago (+2/-0)

not enough dildo for his tastes.

[ + ] GreatSatan

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2024 09:18:51 ago (+0/-0)

LOL!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 15:20:46 ago (+3/-0)

I fucked my back up a few years and they gave me some. The not shitting part ended up being worse than anything else. It became really painful. Make sure you drink plenty of water, seriously. I heard it dries out your colon. Probably mine too. Get better bro.

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 1 point 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 17:31:03 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks

[ - ] jfroybees 2 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 18:03:49 ago (+2/-0)*

https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=gqitRa4dm1U

For those who really want to know just what the hell "reverse shoulder replacement" surgery is. I'm feeling real queasy now.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 18:47:16 ago (+1/-0)

very interesting

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 14:57:50 ago (+2/-0)

How you gonna eventually wipe looking like the Sicilian flag nigga

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 14:39:59 ago (+2/-0)

Reverse shoulder replacement?

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 1 point 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 15:09:01 ago (+1/-0)

Your shoulder ball is on the humerus (arm). The cup is on the shoulder side. They flip that. They put the ball part on the shoulder side and the cup on your arm. They're getting great results.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 14:06:15 ago (+2/-0)

reverse shoulder replacement

You have a reverse shoulder?

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 1 point 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 23:26:22 ago (+1/-0)*

Did they make you stronger faster?
https://files.catbox.moe/oc2a0x.mp4

edit: I just watched froyhees' clip on the procedure. I'm worried for the healing process because of how time consuming and intrusivethe whole thing is. I hope healing goes well and doesn't cause any arthritic problems for you!

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 22:26:42 ago (+1/-0)

Cripple.

[ - ] clymer 1 point 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 22:11:08 ago (+1/-0)

My buddy just has BOTH shoulders fully replaced this winter. We were framing houses together for years, he stayed in the trades, I broke out to IT. Both fucking shoulders, I was like - "bro, you sure?" I guess the zero-cartilage bone-against-bone scraping unbearable pain just got too much and he went full cyborg. wtf, that seems extreme to me, but when you're in pain like that even a full amputation probably is worth contemplating for some relief

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Had reverse shoulder replacenent surgery yesterday. submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 11:14:58 ago (+24/-0) (TellUpgoat)

Had reverse shoulder replacenent surgery yesterday.
submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 3 weeksMay 25, 2024 11:14:58 ago (+24/-0) (TellUpgoat)