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A haiku

submitted by Sleazy to Whichever 11 monthsMay 25, 2024 04:05:42 ago (+7/-1)     (Whichever)

there once was a man, from an obscure distant land, Nantucket I think


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[ - ] Monica 0 points 11 monthsMay 30, 2024 17:57:21 ago (+0/-0)

sounds like a whore jew problem

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 30, 2024 19:10:03 ago (+0/-0)

LoL

it probably was.

have a laugh

[ - ] Panic 1 point 11 monthsMay 25, 2024 21:00:22 ago (+1/-0)

Speaking of Nantucket:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.