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Thanks google

submitted by Niggly_Puff to funny 1 yearMay 24, 2024 04:54:57 ago (+43/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 yearMay 24, 2024 05:28:14 ago (+3/-0)

Some GGB jumpers don't die on impact, but sustain massive and painful injuries they experience while they breathe water to death.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff [op] 4 points 1 yearMay 24, 2024 05:42:59 ago (+4/-0)*

I'd never kill myself but if I wanted to jumping off a bridge would not be in the top 10 preferred methods.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 1 yearMay 24, 2024 10:27:15 ago (+2/-0)

Many get rekt but don't die and regret their gay emotional choice for the rest of their lives.

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 1 yearMay 24, 2024 07:45:00 ago (+4/-0)

That will end your depression really fast.
10/10 do recommend!

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 1 yearMay 24, 2024 08:26:46 ago (+0/-0)

Bungee jumping was born with this sort of thinking.

[ - ] Version6 4 points 1 yearMay 24, 2024 08:59:27 ago (+4/-0)

I love that they are using reddit as a data pool - who was the genius that came up with that?
"well ackshually..."

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 1 yearMay 24, 2024 09:50:33 ago (+0/-0)

do a flip

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 1 yearMay 24, 2024 10:56:01 ago (+0/-0)

(beaten horse joke)
I want to die fast in my sleep like my grandfather the bus driver.
Not like his 20 passengers.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 yearMay 24, 2024 17:29:54 ago (+0/-0)

Funny fact, every single person that survived the suicide attempt of jumping off the Golden Gate bridge said they immediately regretted it as they were falling and wanted to live. So I guess, they all did.

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 1 yearMay 24, 2024 18:41:09 ago (+1/-0)

Step 1: Post image meme showing an odd Google result

Step 2: Watch as tens of thousands of non-neurotypicals try out the Google result

Step 3: Flag all of those non-neurotypicals as mentally disturbed, bring them in under psych holds, suspend some civil rights, prescribe mandatory medication