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user @HeyJames gets his feefees hurt

submitted by dirtywhiteboy to whatever 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 23:15:41 ago (+3/-5)     (whatever)

it sounds like you are annoying, i mean, even if you dont care, why the fuck would you bother with telling how good you are? just cut the conversation short with a "thats tought man" or "hang in there", who are these people? your "friends"? if so, why wouldnt you let them vent a little?, i mean, if you ever tell anyone "im dying of cancer" you expect them to reply with a "im having a great day and im in perfect health"?, annoying bitch
Post: 6649166e9a8fd \ Subverse: NutziHiveKickers \ Creator: vol09877 \ Removed by: HeyJames \ Reason: jew \ Date: 2024-05-19 03:01:48


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[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 23:20:51 ago (+3/-0)

Yay - junior high school!,,

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] -1 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 23:21:36 ago (+1/-2)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 23:31:33 ago (+3/-0)

I get your gist..
Describing the first person shooter video games you vicariously live through as mom cooks you dinner.
Meanwhile some of us have productive shit to do… (like shit-posting)
❤️🇮🇱

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 23:58:51 ago (+1/-0)

That was really lame. If you were trying to be funny, you totally missed the mark. You missed it by so far, that you actually hit yourself with this stupid response, calling attention to your lameness.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] -1 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 00:00:49 ago (+0/-1)

Wow, that was quite a polite and respectful statement. May I ask what you just said about me, you wonderful person? I must inform you that I barely passed any of my classes in the Navy Seals. Additionally, I've never been involved in any secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I haven't even managed to kill a single person. I have absolutely no training in guerrilla warfare, and I'm definitely not a skilled sniper in the US armed forces. You mean a lot to me as a valuable individual, not just some target. I won't harm you in any way, and certainly not with any precision or force. I have no intention of tracking your IP or causing any harm. You're fully entitled to express your opinion online without consequences. As we engage in conversation, I have no network of spies or any ability to trace your location. I don't possess the means or desire to destroy your life; that would be awful. You're alive and well, my friend. I can't harm anyone, anywhere, at any time, especially not with my bare hands. I'm not trained in unarmed combat, and I certainly don't have access to any military arsenal. I genuinely wish you the best and have no intentions of wiping you off the face of the continent. Your comment, though considered clever by some, won't bring any negative consequences. You're not paying any price for expressing your thoughts, and I won't unleash any fury upon you. You're alive and well, my fren.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 00:05:02 ago (+1/-0)

Oh man, your cut-and-paste game needs a LOT of work. How's high school coming along?

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] -1 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 00:11:11 ago (+0/-1)

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 3 weeksMay 23, 2024 09:46:10 ago (+1/-0)

smh

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 23:27:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] beece 2 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 23:26:13 ago (+2/-0)

It's ON!...................(stands back)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2024 23:52:05 ago (+1/-0)

Is he AOU or Crensch?