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The perfect woman for the average Upgoat incel

submitted by ProudRebel to funny 1 yearMay 22, 2024 08:47:01 ago (+3/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/53xq8g.mp4



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[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 09:05:37 ago (+2/-0)

Not wearing her wedding ring!

If I made the mistake of of marrying that Bitch, she'd come home one day with all the locks on the house and the codes to the Garage door changed! I'd send her back to her Mother! Let her be a Bitch somewhere else!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 09:07:06 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 10:31:50 ago (+3/-0)

I would care about her actively deciding NOT TO DO those things.

she'll buy you something once in awhile to make up for it.

[ - ] Reawakened 3 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 10:44:37 ago (+3/-0)

Probably with the money he makes.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 16:36:42 ago (+2/-0)

That was what I took away, if that's a stay home mom, is dumber than rocks. Says she gets nothing in return, but has money to buy her shitty taste in vinyl "for him"... money that fell from the sky.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 22:18:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 09:19:13 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 09:54:25 ago (+3/-0)

Her making this video is sign of a serious mental disorder.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 09:59:35 ago (+7/-1)

He broke the golden rule: Never stick your dick in crazy.

This is a spiteful cunt pos. She got this from her mother. Its jewish feminism. He should throw all her shit out and move on with his life.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 10:29:36 ago (+3/-0)

You and I both know that leaves precious little to stick your dick in.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 10:37:30 ago (+0/-0)

Trufe. They're all fucking crazy, however, the ones who go over the level of 5/10 should be avoided at all costs unless you are glutton for punishment and Lord knows we've all been there.

[ - ] shitface9000 3 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 10:44:54 ago (+3/-0)

couldn't even watch the whole thing. her voice intonations make my skin crawl. she's passive aggressive and spiteful.

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 1 yearMay 22, 2024 10:46:27 ago (+1/-0)

The Tleilaxu may have a point.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 11:12:30 ago (+4/-0)

jewess gives homewrecker marriage advice to White women

110 when?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 11:20:45 ago (+2/-0)

if Ben Shapiro was female

[ - ] Looneyskiproony 1 point 1 yearMay 22, 2024 11:23:52 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck her and the Tesla she rode in on!

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 1 yearMay 22, 2024 11:58:15 ago (+2/-0)

I hate this body language. I'm sure she is a nagger. Well at least she is not a nigger.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 1 yearMay 22, 2024 12:12:35 ago (+1/-0)

Despite what our Jew overlords and their brainwashed followers will claim this is NOT an argument for a cooperative relationship. This is a perfect example of setting up for conflict in any relationship by enforcing artificial boundaries and literally screaming foul any time one of those boundaries is crossed. It's the oppressed/oppressor narrative 101.

Though the mention of "his vinyl collection" and "non-alcoholic beer" makes me suspect this video was done as either a joke or as a troll.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 1 yearMay 22, 2024 14:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

I'm willing to bet money he's cheating.