This isn't absurd at all! Dr Evil is using his space laser to heat up the earth's core which will create a volcano under the glacier. Don't you read popular mechanics? This is a thing! Gawd you science deniers are scaring the crap out of everyone. We have at best 7 more years just ask Greta. You know, the Swedish chick who was never really relevant but thought she was so she started boning Africoon's? Yeah that one.
[ + ] ilikeskittles
[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 11 monthsMay 23, 2024 14:33:20 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] yesiknow
[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 11 monthsMay 21, 2024 02:04:46 ago (+1/-0)
Do I buy a safety can opener so kids don't get anymore can opener amputations of their hands?
Do I buy SPF ten thousand sun blocking lotion to keep myself from dying of skin cancer that killed all the baby boomers???
Do I buy a hat because acid rain will cause all mammals to go bald and defoliate the earth by the year 2000?!
Do I drink eight glasses of water a day even though the old people who didn't were living into their 90's??
Tell me what to do massive scum fucking political/corporate thieves and liars.
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[ + ] beece
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