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FIREFLIES AND SOMETHING STRANGE IS GOING ON....

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 01:27:09 ago (+26/-2)     (HDLunited)

....and it hit me tonight after reading @HonkeyMcNiggerSpic 's post about his "lightning bugs" and something being different.

Right now I'm outside on my deck and was just realizing that the last couple days things haven't and aren't normal, something is off.
There's a bull moose that's been wandering all over town here and he's pretty comfortable with no indication that it wants to hit the bush, it's just strolling around, for 2 weeks now.

I've never heard the "marsh sounds" this loud, the crickets are amplified and they can be heard in the house which never happened before.

All my bears went on alert around 20.00hrs, usually means that another bear is coming in, but in this case there was no other bear but after a few seconds of every bear looking North they fucking bolted, 7 bears gone and I'm thinking what the fuck, there must be a bad ass bear coming in, but nothing happened and I let it go.

Tonight, at 22.30hrs I get a strange bear and it's really aggressive, never seen this bear before and I almost let him have it with my 9er, I damned near went into the garage for the .44 and if I did he was dead. The 9er was 10ft away from this guy and I'm staring him down and he pulls a few fake charges with snot and grunts flying out of his mouth, but his hump hair was flat and his ears weren't flat back, I've seen it lots and then every one is in love again, but there's something different about this guy and his behavior, I'm wondering if this is the guy that the other's sensed...and Brutus hasn't been around, he's twice this bear's size but he ain't here...this bear had a look that I don't like, it's not a good looking bear, I told the wife that it looked demonic.

I rifled a hardwood club at it and got him good in the rib cage as he was trying to circle me and I said to that bear, "this is your last chance or you're going down" I don't want to kill any of these bears...but,,,there are exceptions. This was an ugly bear and acted totally out of character.

BUT THEN THIS

A pack of coyotes were sounding off in the distance and they're headed North and their yapping just faded into the distance, usually when they're yapping they're trying to stir up the dear but they seemed to be going somewhere....AND...WE'RE HAVING CELL AND INTERNET WI-FI ISSUES, EVEN THE COPS HAD PROBLEMS WHERE THEY COULDN'T CALL OUT AFTER A 911 CALL.

It just seems like a weird few days lately...OR...maybe it's a jew thing and the "disdain" for them has me thinking to the extreme.


48 comments block


[ - ] Cunt 7 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 01:48:58 ago (+7/-0)

Wait don't leave me on a cliff hanger finish your damn story! What happened to the bear??? You poked the bear, threatened him and then what?!?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 3 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 05:13:09 ago (+3/-0)

I fucked up, I really thought I had put it in that the bear bolted and fucked right off...I gave it to him good, I have had other times when I've done this, I think 3/4 times in 20 years and I know it's effective, ribs are the best body shot but the best method of settling a bear is to whack it on the nose, shuts them right down but that's only to tame them down and respect me, they don't have the wild aggressiveness like this one did, and not a bear to be seen anywhere, on average I've got 10-12 bears here all the time and 3 of those bears have been with us since they were football size 5-6 years ago....I'm in my yard camp tonight with the fire going and I've got a MOSSBERG 500 PUMP WITH SLUGS AND A 9MM and I'm waiting, and then a thunderstorm, still right now at 04.25hrs, and the fucker is back...the fucker showed up on my deck about 2hrs ago and pacing back and forth with it's fucking claws clicking on the deck boards, bears chasing each other will run back and forth on the deck, that's normal...but not a continuous pacing, the fucker is outside right now but he's not ripping at anything, and every so often he'll tramp across my deck and it's Ike he's testing me to let me know he's still here...AND NO OTHER BEARS....but this guy just won't commit to the attack which is the only way I'll drop him, I do not want to kill a bear, I've got these guys figured out but this one is definitely different and I'm going to try and figure him out before I have to plug him, AND WITHOUT REGRET BECAUSE IT WAS THE LAST OPTION...LAST OPTION EXCERCISED...right now it's a strange thing...but this bear has a real ugly face and that's a strike against him because I've had plenty experience with ugly people who weren't worth their weight in welfare entitlements, the "cover of a book" is the 1st impression and I don't like this book cover...I guess we're going to study each other for a bit...FOR AS LONG AS I LET IT GO ON...I'm just confused as to why all of the other bears are staying away suddenly with this guy showing up...even after bolting off because of a superior bear they all come back within a half hour or so, but not with this guy here...AND THERE'S NO FOOD OUT THERE FOR HIM BUT YET HE HANGS AROUND.

THAT'S THE UPDATE AT 05.12HRS

[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 07:50:31 ago (+6/-0)

The other bears know that bear is a nigger.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:11:04 ago (+1/-0)

@bobdole9...I jokingly said that to the woman this morning.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:49:44 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for the update. He sounds fucked up. I like that you don't instantly shoot him (I fear doing so may upset your bear friends) but trust your instincts and the those of the friendly bears that's are staying away and remain vigilant. Stay safe man.

[ - ] Belfuro 6 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 01:47:11 ago (+6/-0)

2 big, world era ending events are underway.

1. The great natural reset. Magnetic, the pole flips. So increased current through all life. No more electricity. Global flood
New lands rising, old sinking below the ocean.

2. Jews working for Satan to cause humanity to fail.
Redemption through sin. Domestication of our genus
Wiping out of last descendants of annunaki made humans, descendants of Cro magnon man.
Plus God's rising up to counter the temptation of sins. Spiritual awakenings.
Plus forbidden knowledge being shared

Most excitingly is transmutation. Alchemy.

But our ancestors could carve rock like butter. Turn natural rock soft and lift like they were feathers.

We need this again as we will need to once again live underground in stone cities.

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 03:38:25 ago (+5/-0)

Sunflowers -
https://x.com/SunWeatherMan/status/1792011793440592322

Sun still erupting -
https://x.com/SunWeatherMan/status/1791929343561634280

Pyramids-
https://x.com/EthicalSkeptic/status/1791921465492693154

In other words, it's the sun. There is no reason why we're immune from a global cataclysm and there's nothing we can do about it if there is one coming.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 11:45:21 ago (+0/-0)

^^^^this. It tis thee Sun that dictates everything here.

[ - ] TankTinker 5 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 02:35:14 ago (+5/-0)*

The crickets are amplified ..

I can relate to that, I am in Brisbane Australia and I have never heard such loud cricket chirping, I first noticed they were extra loud a couple weeks ago whereas last night they were deafening [nearly] .. I wondered if the near extinction of frogs might have something to do with it, that in the past frogs would zero in on the noise and eat the crickets .. I have not seen nor heard a frog around here for yrs, while formerly if it rained there would be thousands of frogs "speechifying" all night .. I blame the loss of frogs on laboratory genetics, that "they" bred and released genetically modified frogs into the environment that were guaranteed to produce barren offspring, like they did with bees and mosquitoes.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 05:21:40 ago (+2/-0)

That's strange about the loss of frogs there, I've got a pond and a marsh way back in my property and lots of frogs but the KING FISHERS take a toll on the tadpoles but not all of them...but I've never heard them this loud.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 07:56:47 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:16:53 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, I don’t want to sound like a dick, but I’m an honest guy and I have to say I can’t picture you or anyone who’s not fucking retarded or crazy being within 10 feet of an ornery bear or assaulting it with random golf clubs instead of taking cover or shooting it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 15:02:43 ago (+1/-0)

City slickers often don't understand. A bear would make my asshole pucker, but that's because we don't have bears here. I've had encounters with snakes, sharks, wild pigs, and gators that would make a new yorker shit their britches.

On the other hand, I absolutely won't walk around a large city that I'm not legally allowed to be armed in. Fuck that shit all the way. We have courage in different environments because that's where we we conditioned. Shit's that normal to you sounds crazy to us, and visa versa.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2024 08:39:46 ago (+0/-0)

Bah. Bears are like anything else. Don't bug them they won't bug you. Unless they're hungry.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2024 19:13:09 ago (+0/-0)

@TheBigGuyFromQueens...I guess it does seem a bit off with matching up against a bear but I grew up in rural wilderness country and the last 45 years here and bears have been basically a way of life, in the last 20 years, since PETA convinced government to end the spring bear hunt, the bears have multiplied exponentially and they're every where...and they bother no one...I got these guys figured out, I get fake charges, huffs and growls and even ground torn up in front of me and I don't even flinch anymore and they pick up on that, it's all a big show and a lot of times they'll scare the fuck out of themselves...I had one guy last week put on a tough show and he was swinging his paws back and forth and in doing so he accidently knocked over a log that I had standing up against a tree, and I saw this coming, the log comes right down on his head and scared the shit out him and he bolted off...he stops near the bush line and sits down wondering what the fuck just happened...and 5minutes later he's sitting with me. I'm pretty sure I've got these guys figured out and so far my intuition hasn't failed me...when I got a strange one and it's acting out of character I'll "load up", usually I'm packing a 9er but if things are looking potentially disruptive I'll increase the firepower with a .44mag or the MOSSBERG 500 W/slugs...but it's the last option, I really don't want to kill a bear (anymore), these guys are like family.

[ - ] Nasturtium 3 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 01:29:22 ago (+3/-0)

Nature is often rhythmically in tune with the spiritual. Pray!

[ - ] vol09877 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 02:34:27 ago (+2/-2)

pray? to whom?

[ - ] Sleazy 5 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 05:22:21 ago (+5/-0)

really?

are you truly that pedantic?

why not just pray?

[ - ] vol09877 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:03:36 ago (+0/-0)

what the fuck does that even mean? in your mind praying is reciting some random words directed towards the void? you must be one of those retards that dont practice any religion and label themselves as "SpiRituAl", you must have a "Live, Laugh, Love" decoration in your house, retard

[ - ] deleted 5 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 08:03:38 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 12:58:16 ago (+0/-0)

If you don't know, then you have deeper issues at play here. I am not your best buddy, your mom or your psychiatrist. You are welcome!

[ - ] vol09877 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:05:16 ago (+1/-0)

that a lot of bullshit to avoid answering a really simple question, but i kind of now why, you yourself dont know, you are just one of those "spiritual" retards that check the horoscope

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:19:58 ago (+0/-0)

Grow up kid, I pray to God through Christ.
Why do you spew so much bs? Are you egotistical atheist with a ton of excuses or just a Christcuck that follows religious practices to stroke your ego and fit into social club? You talk too much for someone who has a heart for God, by all means prove me wrong.

[ - ] vol09877 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:30:24 ago (+0/-0)

you see? it wasnt all that difficult, was it?. "Christcuck" arent you telling you pray to god through christ? arent you a christian then?

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:56:37 ago (+0/-0)

Oooh, your patronizing reply, drips of soy.

Anyway, I am not cuckolded by Christian "religion", I follow Christ. If you can understand this, I'd be impressed.

The origin of the name Christian is interesting, you should look it up.

Oh, I am also not your teacher btw... lol, nor your personal assistant.

[ - ] vol09877 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 14:15:44 ago (+0/-0)

i see, you are a "true christian" not one of those "fake christcucks", am i right? lol

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:53:20 ago (+0/-0)

Oof!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 09:06:38 ago (+2/-0)

Last night, driving home from a gig at 70 mph with the windows down, I could hear millions of frogs croaking. They have NEVER been this loud before.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 15:04:38 ago (+0/-0)

They've been exceptionally loud around here too.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:39:58 ago (+0/-0)

We mostly have hog frogs. To the n00bs: they croaking sounds like hogs grunting, but really fuckin loud.

[ - ] clymer 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 07:29:35 ago (+2/-0)

You know? That's weird. I live on a lake in south western NH. I noticed that the swampy area in the cove near our beach has been alive with the sounds of frogs, at least that is what I think they are. Louder than I can ever recall in the 10 years I have owned this place. Not the spring peepers, but the long, steady, drawn out sound. I actually love the sound, especially at night. Calms my insomnia. But, yeah, I noticed that it has been louder than I remember at any other other time

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 04:40:37 ago (+2/-0)

It's the energy from the solar flares

Grow up

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 03:57:06 ago (+2/-0)

The Divine Fortissimo before a Grand Crescendo! Glad to see it's getting noticed here as well. Love all yall Niggerfaggots

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 01:44:13 ago (+2/-0)

Just don't expect the bear to gone when it's gone.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 07:07:12 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not familiar with the lore of your locale, but is it possible the demon looking bear was a skinwalker?

Your post and these comments are interesting.

[ - ] VaccineWaters 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 06:50:56 ago (+1/-0)

I saw some glowworms in a Honeypot I keep in a datamine nearby last night

[ - ] con77 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 06:07:50 ago (+1/-0)

Our solar system is crossing the galactic equator.

On June 3rd there will be a planetary alignment.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 04:11:57 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not acquainted with bears or other wild animals, since where I live we have only harmless cats, dogs and birds, the result of 'civilization'. But I wonder if you are attacked by a dangerous wild animal, such as a bear, and you happen to be armed at the time of encounter, whether it would not be sufficient to shoot into the air instead of at the animal. I have the feeling that any wild animal would run away when hearing that loud bang. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 05:34:38 ago (+0/-0)

@boekanier...firing a shot in the air or at it's feet, and I've seen this moose too, does nothing, and if they did get startled from the bang and run off they don't go far and come right back, coons too, fire another shot and they completely ignore it...bears are all hide and muscle and it takes a lot to inflict a pain that they'll heel to...if they don't calm down after a blow to the ribs then it's game over.

[ - ] glooper 2 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 11:30:06 ago (+2/-0)

I second this. I live in bear and cat country. "warning shots" absolutely don't register on these animals. They don't know what a "gun" is (well some of them do) When you pull one out and wave it around. These animals have no point of reference.

And if you do fire one off and it does catch their attention, they don't go far...


Warning shots are a thing of pure fantasy I'm afraid.


Fun fact: The local wolfs have learned to run in on gun fire. Usually means a wounded deer or elk that they can poach.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 13:21:33 ago (+1/-0)

@glooper...I shoot pigeons pretty much daily here and every time after I shoot the crows start cawwing and fly in knowing that there's a meal on the ground

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 11 monthsMay 20, 2024 00:41:35 ago (+0/-0)

oh, boys...

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 09:10:47 ago (+0/-0)

Almost the same thing happened to me and my bears.

I was working in the platinum mine about a week ago. The bears were acting strange man. They would barely push the cart and I could only get Roofus to load. The bats were acting nuts too, usually they just ignore us but last week they wouldn't stop chirping. Usually they only do that to scare off hawks and larger lizards, but there were none.

While I was wondering wtf has them jacked up, I killed every monitor in the mine about 3 months ago.

That's about when I felt a cold wind run down the shaft. Turned around and saw a young polar bear that looked exactly how you described. It's really weird to see one this far south, but this far south this time of year is crazy.

Roofus had just left to eat a pack of smokes back at the ranch. I counted my shurikens nervously and realized I only had three. If I had the other half of them I wouldn't have been worried. But i was really worried only having enough to take out both eyes and one ear wasn't going to be enough to fully disorient him.

Thankfully he just kind of left after making a really strange rolling thumping sound. He smelt terrible.

Ill try to post pics later.

[ - ] glooper 1 point 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 11:32:15 ago (+1/-0)

a 12%-er? One of the bad bears?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 4, 2024 14:34:13 ago (+0/-0)

@GlowNiggerDick..."polar bear"?...are you in NWTs or N Manitoba?...we've got polar bears in the James Bay Frontier of N Ontario and are moving more south...I won't fuck around with a polar or grizzly bear, 12guage slug goes into mid body if closer than 100ft

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 01:31:19 ago (+2/-2)

@honkymcniggerdicksucker

That stupid faggot bot jew fuck is still around and people actually name the piece of shit. This site was ok once I blocked that kike shill fuck.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 11 monthsMay 19, 2024 11:47:01 ago (+0/-0)

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