BBQ 'pitmistress' leaving her art after contracting Alpha-gal Syndrome - Upgoat

BBQ 'pitmistress' leaving her art after contracting Alpha-gal Syndrome
submitted by Spaceman84 to fakenews 1 yearMay 19, 2024 00:03:40 ago (+8/-1) (www.5newsonline.com)
https://www.5newsonline.com/article/news/community/bbq-pitmistress-fayetteville-restaurant-contracting-alpha-gal/527-65515d90-cecb-4dcd-af1f-515a443baf78

This is not real. These people do not exist and none of this happened. Pure fiction. Even the fluff articles are fake and gay.

[ - ] Aze 2 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 00:15:32 ago (+2/-0)

Oh God, I bet Gates is already hard at work weaponizing this thing so they can forcefully end people eating meat once and for all.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 00:50:08 ago (+2/-0)

Someone needs to end HIM once and for all.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 01:55:14 ago (+1/-0)

That's good satire. Th 5 logo lulled me into thinking it was some city's channel 5 broadcast news.

[ - ] Spaceman84 [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 16:28:23 ago (+0/-0)*

I don’t think it’s satire. 5 News in Arkansas is a real news organization.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 06:53:48 ago (+0/-0)

Zyrtec works wonders