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I Fucking Hate Teslas & The Assholes Who Drive Them

submitted by Scyber to Rants 1 yearMay 18, 2024 16:44:44 ago (+45/-4)     (Rants)

They're taking over my area. Saw about 15 just this afternoon.
They all look like iPhones on wheels. I wanna ram every single one I see with my car, pull the prissy ass driver out by their hair and beat them senseless in the middle of the street BECAUSE THEY ALL DRIVE LIKE ASSHOLES. You can't hear these cars coming from behind and 2 cut me off today and the second one kept brake checking me for about a half mile because I was on his ass.
Between them, BMW drivers, and the occasional Prius, VW Bug & PT Cruiser assholes, I hate the tesla fucks more than anything.

Thanks for raising the cost of living in my area you smug fucking assholes. Take your faggot white claw drinking asses back to wherever the fuck you came from.


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[ - ] inaminit 12 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:01:45 ago (+12/-0)

worse than cyclists...

[ - ] WyattDonnelly 15 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:05:14 ago (+16/-1)

Good point, but I'm not sure it's possible to be worse than a cyclist.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 10 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:37:38 ago (+10/-0)

There is nothing worse.

[ - ] Had 3 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 19:52:15 ago (+5/-2)

As someone who used to cycle a bit, I want to take offense... but I agree. I made sure to follow all laws on the road just like a car. When people act erratically, accidents happen.

Now if you are just pissed because you have to wait 30 secs to pass one, just realize the road isn't just made for cars and you are the asshole. Horses, bikes, pedestrians, etc are all allowed equal use of roadways other than interstates for the most part.

But if you mean the pricks that act like laws don't apply to them, I agree and they are why I refused to continue riding.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 20:55:09 ago (+3/-1)

As someone who used to cycle

I made sure to follow all laws

Both can't be true, my guy.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 21:24:12 ago (+2/-0)

Yep. Cycling faggots just pick the laws they want to follow. They want the rights of a pedestrian and car at the same time. They will stay in lane and run red lighds, then cross on a crosswalk and go ride whenever, then go back into traffic again. Fuck them.

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:29:11 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine caring about dumb laws written to collect ticket revenue.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 03:32:38 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine caring about dumbfuck cyclists

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 21:16:19 ago (+2/-0)

Same as with anything, it's fine with reasonable people. Which is why importing the 3rd world sucks.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 20:47:18 ago (+1/-0)

I agree. I like cycling. When I imagine someone go "oh I hate those damn cyclists" I just imagine an obese yank who can barely drive and getting pissed because he has to wait 10 seconds to pass me in a 30mph zone. And then I filter past him as he waits at the lights.

I assume the bad rap for cyclists is because most are smug leftists.

[ - ] puppy528 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 00:48:39 ago (+1/-0)

No, they get a bad rap because of the ones that feel the obligation to play frogger through every intersection, regardless of what color the lights are, assume stop signs are for other people, and will literally kick your door for trying to pass them on an empty street.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 03:54:20 ago (+3/-0)

will literally kick your door

That's a good way to get shot around here. And I'm a mountain biker.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 01:59:58 ago (+0/-0)

My fucking hatred if cyclicts is when packs of them ride side by side, blocking the road, just do that they can gossip

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 01:58:51 ago (+0/-0)

How do horses, bikes, pay road user charges?

As far as I'm concerned roads are only for those who pay per usage

[ - ] watts2db 3 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 20:50:35 ago (+3/-0)

here’s to hoping one gets hit by a tesla/bmw/prius driver lol

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:22:23 ago (+1/-0)

My buddy and I would go out of our way in GTA online back then during missions just to run those people down. Became our own joke.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 03:39:34 ago (+0/-0)

Minimal vehicle damage, so they really forced my hand there.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:59:29 ago (+2/-0)

whoa whoa there, let's not talk crazy now. cyclists get the pillow first.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:42:14 ago (+3/-0)

Pillow? They have perfectly good chains, brake cables or shoelaces to utilize.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 19:32:40 ago (+2/-0)

yeahhh but all that screaming just hurts my ears and overexcites me. Pillow. Quiet. Effective.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 02:12:30 ago (+1/-0)

Most cyclists in my area know where they stand & bike. No joke, the mayor got involved about it last year & made things worse for drivers. Guess the race of the mayor too...

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 03:25:24 ago (+1/-0)

cyclist and bikers. they weeve in and out through traffic fly past you then expect you to watch out for them.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 01:57:36 ago (+0/-0)

Why can't cyclists ride single file?

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:19:23 ago (+1/-3)

Reported.

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 00:33:49 ago (+2/-0)

reported. nobody cared.

[ - ] xmasskull 6 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 16:54:35 ago (+6/-0)

Good rant!

I've never seen a Tesla IRL,I guess I'm lucky?

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 4 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 20:21:08 ago (+4/-0)

I saw my first Tesla 12 years ago. They are everywhere now. Hell my next door neighbor has one.

[ - ] Not_C 3 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 22:00:45 ago (+3/-0)

You've probably seen stories about battery replacements costing more than what the car costs new.
That's because an electric car actually costs 3-5X more than the retail price.

We, the taxpayers, pay the majority of each and every electric car.

If you have never seen an electric car, it may be because your government doesn't steal your money and use it to pay for other people's cars.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:32:32 ago (+2/-0)

and nor will you hear it until...it's too late!😁

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:56:14 ago (+3/-3)

You must live in West Virginia.
I imagine living among the poors has it's perks.

[ - ] Xantha 3 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:00:52 ago (+3/-0)

Had to drive one for the first time (Model 3) during a recent trip to fagdeau land. Pros: Lots of torque, the mario kart rainbow road autopilot shit is a neat parlor trick.

Cons: Everything else. Interior is super cheap, no fucking grab handles above the windows, everything EVERYTHING required the gay touch screen, the front trunk was hilariously small and pointless-- its just to carry fucking charging adaptors and cords, charging is the most inconvenient bullshit I've ever seen. Regular chargers took 8 fucking hours to charge the vehicle, which means if your car isnt at your house someone could smash/pull/break the fucking plug on it and walk off, completely fucking you. Superchargers took 30 minutes and the nearest one was 15 minutes away, in a major city. So at 10 o'clock at night, its like a fucking swap meet at the super charger stations with everyone standing around like a busy men's bathroom.

The car company even told me don't let the battery get below 20%, treat it like you do your cell phone. LOL OK. Meanwhile in an ICE vehicle I generally don't worry about making it somewhere even if the fuel light comes on.

TL;DR- I will never be buying an electric vehicle. I'd rather make, steal, or use bootleg fuel and just run regular ice vehicles into the ground if they ever stop being sold.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:48:12 ago (+1/-0)

side note some places in California charge 10 dollars a gallon for gas.

Tell me again what they won't force you to buy?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 19:16:27 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:34:42 ago (+2/-0)

Good idea!

[ - ] Localuser 3 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:44:22 ago (+3/-0)

In my area the absolute morons drive a Tesla. The folks who don’t know how to drive bought one thinking it will drive itself and they drive slow in the fast lane or stop in the middle of the road because they missed a turn.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:23:54 ago (+3/-0)

Remember, if you can see the car, it can see you and is recording.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 20:05:34 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 21:19:27 ago (+0/-0)

Tesla has to balance its own books
Mr Musk is not putting money I.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 21:43:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 13:44:24 ago (+0/-0)

IDK. My point was Musk is not going to bail them out. AFAICT that's not how he works. He's not the only owner of Tesla, or of SpaceX, I don't think. So you cant' just take money from once concern to another.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 20, 2024 09:33:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 10:10:49 ago (+1/-0)

Oh get over it.

Don't be a puss.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:44:56 ago (+2/-0)*

Take a deep breath.

And think about the 61 billion of tax payer money approved to be spent on a war that the US isn't involved in by a fraudulent administration that nobody voted for and they all congratulated themselves by waiving the flag of another country in The Peoples House.

And once your done thinking about that remember no one paid any consequences for covid tyranny but all the right people were paid.

Now exhale and say DOTR 5 times until you're calm.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 21:13:46 ago (+2/-0)

$61 Billion? Lol more like $610 Billion since that war started. The White House & MSM keep boasting about how much money we're giving Ukraine every month or so.
Fuck Biden, Fuck Kameltoe, fuck Trump, Fuck RFK JR & FUCK EVERY SINGLE POLITICIAN BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL SELLING OUT THIS COUNTRY AND EVERY ONE OF THEM IS A TRAITOR THAT NEEDS BE HANGED!

[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:04:49 ago (+2/-0)

I used to hate those assholes that rolled all their windows down and blasted loud music, but I honestly wish that all tesla owners would do exactly that for the safety of pedestrians and other drivers. Electric cars are silent predators, and their owners spend half their time driving with their eyes on their phones.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:43:43 ago (+2/-0)

Never drive in California. Tesla is almost 1/3 of the vehicles.

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:20:43 ago (+3/-1)

Tailgaters get the brakes, you deserve brake checks if your an asshole up someone's ass.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:27:22 ago (+2/-1)

Not a good idea. Your license plate is probably linked to your home address, and a 'brake check' is an attack.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:45:21 ago (+5/-0)

Too many morons don't understand "go and get over".

Usually if people are up your ass, you could probably get over.

[ - ] oyveyo 5 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 19:05:49 ago (+5/-0)

A brake check cannot possibly be an attack because every driver is supposed to maintain a safe following distance from the vehicle ahead. If you hit my ass because I saw a squirrel run in front of me, that's YOUR fault and I will enjoy the payment from your insurance company.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 00:08:25 ago (+0/-0)

Using your brakes doesn't automatically make it a break check. This is a brake check.

"A brake check occurs when a driver deliberately either taps on the brakes several times or slams hard on the pedal when moving in front of another vehicle, with the intention of causing the behind driver to either collide or take evasive action."

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 06:46:01 ago (+1/-0)

If I hit my brakes, you can't prove I did it intentionally. Squirrels.

And you don't have to "move in front of" someone to brake check them, they could be just riding your bumper because they are assholes asking for a brake check.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 12:25:58 ago (+0/-0)

There are a lot of video examples on this topic. It's easy for viewers, cops, and insurance companies to see when a brake check has been deployed.

As for drivers who intentionally block another driver from passing when they could maintain that same speed in a lane to the right, their consequences should go beyond non-contact notifications.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:51:29 ago (+1/-0)

In xtra gay 🤡 🌎

[ - ] Scyber [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:00:57 ago (+1/-0)

That prick cut me off then had the audacity to brake check me for a half mile. Fuck him. Should've rammed him off the road.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:44:39 ago (+2/-0)

Hope they at least had a rear view full of your brights. Bonus points if it was a nigger.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:52:32 ago (+1/-0)

Nogs drive teslas?

When did elonz make 40 inch rimz?

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:48:24 ago (+1/-0)

brake checking me for about a half mile because I was on his ass

I slow down by 20 MPH when someone tailgates me.

[ - ] puppy528 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 01:12:29 ago (+1/-0)

In my state, that's actually in the Driver's License book as the correct response to being tailgated. The idea is that if they're so close that they'd rear-end you in an emergency stop, it's safer to have it be a slower-speed collision.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 03:02:23 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly my logic. They choose the distance, I choose a safe (legal) speed to match that distance. "YOU CLOSE ME SLOW"

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:19:04 ago (+1/-0)*

It's just one more battle in the Culture Wars you goddamn intolerant Southern boy in your white pick-up!

[ - ] Not_C 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 21:40:41 ago (+1/-0)

Where I live, when you buy gas there is an extra tax added on that is used for repairing and building roads.
It's fair and just. Because the more wear, tear, and congestion you put on the roads, the more you pay.

But electric cars don't pay to build and repair the roads they use. Instead, we are forced to pay their share.

Also, you hear about battery replacements for electric cars costing more than a new car.
That's because electric cars actually cost 3-5X more than their retail price.
The government.... I mean our taxes pay the vast majority of the cost of the electric cars.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 21:32:08 ago (+1/-0)

Wow dude, think of it this way, when these cars and their parts become obsolete because Tesla goes under, you can have the last laugh!

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:33:04 ago (+1/-0)

I always fuck with tesla drivers in my diesel trucks

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:23:32 ago (+0/-0)

Pass those faggots up & roll some coal if you can!

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:04:38 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve noticed BMW drivers are the worst. It’s clear you have to be a narcissistic prick sociopath to drive a BMW.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 08:37:23 ago (+0/-0)

I saw one of those tesla tard "trucks" Friday. The idiot driving it blew right through a four way stop like it didn't exist. The idiots who own them believe they are better than everyone else and rules of the road don't apply to them.
I hope that faggot wrecks his faggot "truck"!

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 03:13:35 ago (+0/-0)

I can confirm this from Germany. People driving Teslas are assholes.

[ - ] DoughGoy 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 02:50:34 ago (+0/-0)

We don't have many Tesla's in my area, but I hate those big diesel trucks with the back lowered. It looks so stupid. Also,they all love to pass down my little country road and slam the peddle down to be as loud as possible. And I guarantee 91% of them have nothing that they need to tow, and just wanted a big diesel to appear a certain way.
Mostly I'm jealous I guess, but I definitely wouldn't lower the back of my truck. And I wouldn't act like a teenager and pretend I'm in a drag race everytime I pass a house.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 00:37:08 ago (+0/-0)

Someone was break checking you because you were on their ass. It sounds like you are the asshole.

I just think Tesla owners drive like morons. Also I hate how per equivalent gallon their fuel costs society $17, and they think they are being economical because they pay something like 13 cents for the equivalent gallon. Yeah, you are paying so little because I'm buying your gas at $17/gal.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:01:36 ago (+1/-1)

Dude you might have anger issues

[ - ] Scyber [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:20:03 ago (+1/-0)

So what's your point?
Have you never had road rage?

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 06:53:17 ago (+0/-0)

Road rage is the norm for my driving. But it’s everybody, not just teslas.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:37:46 ago (+1/-0)

He does and I just more or less told him that too! He'll be right now.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 21:22:25 ago (+0/-0)

It's an easy fix just get rid of all the copper at their charging stations

[ - ] vol09877 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 21:19:07 ago (+0/-0)

why didnt you just kill them?

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:22:25 ago (+0/-0)

Because I don't wanna go to prison for the rest of my life. That's pretty much the only thing keeping me from dealing with every asshole I interact with.

[ - ] vol09877 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 01:18:29 ago (+0/-0)

i see, well, rape probably wont land you a lifetime sentence, so have it in mind

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 02:23:37 ago (+0/-0)

I'm talking about murder you stupid fuckin rapist piece of shit.

[ - ] vol09877 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 02:30:46 ago (+0/-0)

i know, and im telling you that if you only rape them, you wont be getting life in prison

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 21:17:06 ago (+0/-0)

It has become the new car of people who hate cars. They're not good drivers, for obvious reasons.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 20:41:34 ago (+0/-0)

Leave them to burn in their own grave. Literally.

There's a reason why we used gas in our cars; it was a fuel that burned at a temperature that would not exceed 400 degrees when the entire car was aflame.

Teslas can go up to 800 degrees or more when they're on fire and the flame hits the batteries. The fires are so intense that they don't put them out, they create a barrier and then let them burn themselves out. If you spray foam or fire retardant material on them, they explode.

Every Tesla driver is someone too stupid to understand that they are literally driving on top of a bomb. Let them find out the hard way.

Similar to this is the people who get wedding bands made with some kind of space-age or rare material. Get something gold like everyone else; something that can be cut through, if necessary, in case of an emergency. If there's ever a situation where they need to get your ring off to save you from a fire, they're going to have to cut off your finger if the ring isn't the right kind of material that can be sawed through.

[ - ] hylo 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 20:16:01 ago (+0/-0)

Lots of teslas around here in the pnw. I don't find them so bad, they are usually driven by docile imbeciles. BMWs and fucking Jeeps are the worst.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 19:52:00 ago (+0/-0)

Same here man. They are the worst.

They all drive like they have full driver less autopilot mode is on all the time (they don't or at least it's not legal so it's disabled).

Also a large percentage of them are Indians so...

Source? Anecdotal. But case in point https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13406271/Tesla-driver-sakshi-agrawal-blamed-autopilot-crashing-nurse-armadale-deportation.html

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:40:59 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. Far worse than cyclists.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 19:39:53 ago (+1/-1)

You are projecting your hatred for something about yourself on to those people. Driving a certain brand of car does not make one inherently anything

[ - ] Not_C 3 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 22:14:24 ago (+3/-0)

Have you ever seen those stories about how a battery replacement costs more than the entire car?
That's because electric cars cost 3-5X more than their retail price.
My money is stolen from me and used to subsidise a bunch of impractical crappy cars.

The hatred towards electric cars and their owners has nothing to do with projection.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 01:36:54 ago (+0/-0)

Yep

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 20:00:24 ago (+2/-0)

lol do you perchance drive a Tesla?

I used to love Tesla's before every idiot and only idiots started buying them and driving them around me.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 20:01:33 ago (+2/-0)

I do not drive a Tesla, and would never choose to.

I drive an old Jaguar

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:56:47 ago (+1/-0)

an old Jaguar

My husband had one of those. It was very pretty and blue.

How's your wiring? 😜

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 01:22:25 ago (+1/-0)

Mine is from the Ford ownership era, no Lucas wiring issues

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 01:42:27 ago (+0/-0)

Noice.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 21:15:55 ago (+1/-1)

Faguar driver. LMAO!

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 21:17:10 ago (+1/-0)

Excuse me?

I am not gay. I am going to go insert my penis into a vagina right fucking now god damnit

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:39:45 ago (+1/-0)

Tell us the results. Did you make the earth move for her or was it just business as usual?

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 01:24:09 ago (+0/-0)

I'm satisfied

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 02:20:40 ago (+0/-0)

Hey Sleazy - You're the biggest piece of shit on here and no one cares about your faguar cars or anything else because this site is for true blue collared folks and roughnecks so be easy and mind yourself.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 02:39:28 ago (+0/-0)

LoL

I am the master of the universe

Piece of shit lol

You just think that cause yo uh know you're going to burn in hell for all eternity lol

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 05:47:08 ago (+0/-0)

well I fucked the hell out of my woman, and then i fucking left and went to get drunk with my buddy cause I was done with her for now and felt like some good conversation, and in the middle of enjoying our deep conversations, a women happened to come a calling for him and she got one look at me, and it was time to fuck again. now there are at least two women in the world who are happy temporarily

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 05:53:08 ago (+1/-0)

Sleazy, dude, real sleazy!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 yearMay 19, 2024 13:35:04 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 06:15:37 ago (+0/-0)

you know that my name is sleazy snake cause I was the one man out of all my friends who took a woman and was true and faithful to her when damned near all my friends were assholes and stuck their dicks in any whore who would let them, even when they were supposedly in a committed relationship...

I was the opposite of that, and always will be.

that is why I got nicknames sleazy, it was a joke, cause everyone around is sleazy except me.

I honor my commitments

that was a rarity and they could not even understand why I would do such a thing, as you can so easily lie and get what you want by lying, cheating and stealing.

Why would anybody want to be moral and honest and try to make it in a world where everyone around you was lying cheating and stealing?

They said it would not even be possible to survive in such a world unless one were to resort to those tactics.

They were wrong

just as you are

it is only sleazy if you acquire the experiences through deception or hide them by deception.

I came from heaven as an angel, and I shall return as an angel

we all have choices, just do whats right, and you will never be wrong

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:55:08 ago (+0/-0)

Teslas are cars for people who hate cars.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:50:20 ago (+0/-0)

Or America but I think the 2 are interchangeable.

[ - ] gardella 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 17:14:46 ago (+0/-0)

don't forget volvo and toyota drivers, get out of the fast lane

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 16:55:41 ago (+3/-3)

Tesla was a cool guy. He wanted free energy for everyone.

Musk is a kiked NWO piece of shit who stole his brand.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 23:21:08 ago (+0/-1)

Cynabuns speaking: "The topic is about Teslas not cyclists. Any hurtful comments about cyclists will be deemed "off topic" and removed.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 1 yearMay 19, 2024 03:26:43 ago (+0/-0)

I want to bury my thumbs in your eyes and watch you scream in agony

[ - ] canbot -2 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 18:55:43 ago (+0/-2)

Thanks for raising the cost of living in my area

Are you a nigger? Who the fuck thinks that it's bad when the value of their neighborhood goes up?

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 18, 2024 19:07:47 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not a nigger but we got a nigger mayor & county executive voted in last year and the first thing they did was raise sales and property taxes because the mayor went to SXSW fest in Austin last year to blab about how "cool & hip our city will be with a nigger mayor" and pretty much told everyone to move here.
Fuck him, fuck the county executive and fuck anyone with out of state plates. We'll let the "Kia Boyz" deal with out of state cars for now.