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Backhoe doing 90mph

submitted by shitface9000 to Mildlyinteresting 1 yearMay 16, 2024 11:10:10 ago (+43/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/hw9mx2.mp4



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[ - ] SocksOnCats 16 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 12:15:06 ago (+16/-0)

This is America.

If it moves, we race it.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 13:24:57 ago (+5/-0)

Four wide mobile home hauling semis.

Next week: 1000yd forktruck dash.

[ - ] Hermes 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:28:17 ago (+2/-0)

yo, i would pay money to see trailer home racing

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:36:54 ago (+2/-0)

Werd

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearMay 17, 2024 00:49:44 ago (+2/-0)

I have seen it on the interstate...two trucks taking three lanes. Would be better if permitted to floor it.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 14:22:49 ago (+4/-0)

I mean, there's a lot of German blood here. We love building fun stuff. And racing it is a fun way to show how well we've done at it.

[ - ] dass 1 point 1 yearMay 16, 2024 16:13:17 ago (+1/-0)

Americans and their shuffles deck 90mph back hoes ....

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:38:11 ago (+2/-0)

Commonwealths and their throws confetti loicenses!

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 yearMay 16, 2024 17:47:41 ago (+1/-0)*

Racing may come naturally to Americans, but we're not the only ones that, "Run whatcha brung."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytKzWZp__Gs

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 15 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 11:27:30 ago (+15/-0)

At 90mph those concrete dividers aren't going to stop that backhoe from veering off the drag strip, or stop that loading bucket from flying over/into them.

That's risky AF.

[ - ] lord_nougat 14 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 12:38:52 ago (+14/-0)

Part of what makes it so FUN!

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 13:23:50 ago (+7/-0)

Thrill: an emotional response to doing something stupid.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 13:38:39 ago (+5/-0)

Exactly!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:39:14 ago (+2/-0)

We like blowing up beached whales just to see where shit lands.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:41:46 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't someone get killed by a falling chunk of carcass the last time that got did?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 20, 2024 23:32:17 ago (+1/-0)

Most prossibly

[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 17:44:03 ago (+4/-0)

It better have a swinging cup holder so he doesn't spill his beer.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 7 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 12:35:02 ago (+7/-0)

Some say that the F-4 Phantom II is proof that with enough power, a brick will fly.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 yearMay 16, 2024 17:49:25 ago (+1/-0)*

Way I heard it from a Phantom driver was, "...a barn door....".

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 11:33:49 ago (+6/-0)

damn that's scary. I learned early on to not stand right by the action because when shit goes bad its gonna be bad.

[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 13:25:51 ago (+6/-0)

Do tractor tires come with speed ratings?

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 7 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 13:56:06 ago (+7/-0)

Usually load ratings. They start as low as 200 lbs. and go all the way up to what your mom can take.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:40:31 ago (+3/-0)

Not sure but, I heard they make a lasting impression.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 15:09:23 ago (+2/-0)

Pussy

[ - ] Dingo 5 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 13:55:39 ago (+5/-0)

Do a killdozer next. That would be awesome!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:41:45 ago (+2/-0)

Into the jewhouse?

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1 yearMay 17, 2024 08:17:53 ago (+2/-0)

Rednecks gonna redneck.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 3 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 11:58:49 ago (+3/-0)

Technical that’s not a backhoe.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 12:39:42 ago (+7/-0)

IT'S MA'AAAM!!! It's a fronthoe, bigot!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:43:32 ago (+2/-0)

Isrealrespecter agrees and proceeds to dig puss from its assdick.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:49:40 ago (+1/-0)

That is disgusting.

And true!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:42:15 ago (+2/-0)

Ahhhhkshuuwuuullleee

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 16:23:54 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah was gonna say similar. It's the same with the drag racing "tractors", a methanol engine on a lightweight, bare bones frame with a tractor looking outer shell. Not an actual tractor.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 15:18:43 ago (+2/-0)

Next up: STEAM-ROLLER JOUSTING!

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 16:27:41 ago (+2/-0)

Aren't RC robot wars just smaller versions of equipment in use already? The real thing would be scary.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 13:42:10 ago (+2/-0)

I would NOT want to pilot a backhoe at 90mph.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 1 yearMay 16, 2024 13:57:02 ago (+1/-0)

I know, talk about the slow lane.

[ - ] lolxd 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 12:40:43 ago (+2/-0)

Now do a Skid Steer.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 17:55:44 ago (+3/-0)

Wanna see him drift it.

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 13:59:39 ago (+2/-0)

I voted for a killdozer next, but I would also like to see this.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:36:30 ago (+1/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit aye gat fassa hoez maykin mai munny niggaaa! ::pimp laugh::

[ - ] Jinglebanger 1 point 1 yearMay 16, 2024 18:10:47 ago (+1/-0)

He's not racing, he just got an emergency call from the Clintons.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 1 yearMay 16, 2024 17:23:28 ago (+1/-0)

We can use this at the next Capitol siege

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:47:59 ago (+2/-0)

You mean liberating the peoples house of yiddish influence?

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearMay 16, 2024 16:20:42 ago (+1/-0)

KILLDOZER on speed!

[ - ] con77 1 point 1 yearMay 16, 2024 15:47:32 ago (+1/-0)

thats some Mad Max shit right there. be sure to sit in the front row!

[ - ] Rebooted 1 point 1 yearMay 16, 2024 12:57:03 ago (+1/-0)

That made my safety senses go all tingly. Somewhere, an OSHA inspector just had a stroke.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 13:27:01 ago (+3/-0)

Somewhere else the tire manufacturer is calling their lawyer.

[ - ] Dingo 3 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 13:58:39 ago (+3/-0)

OSHA inspector

NOBODY is going to argue with a speeding back-hoe. He'll just put his mask on and participate.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 17:55:03 ago (+2/-0)

"Just smile and wave boys. Just smile and wave."

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 16, 2024 20:46:13 ago (+1/-0)

Afterwards he turns to the crowd and says:

Now what did we learn from this miscarriage of safety!

::get pelted with half eaten food and backwash beer::

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 21:31:34 ago (+0/-0)

You just know some good ol boys are bound to wander around a bit, take a slow gander and a quick pic or two, look for any extra copies of spec sheets. "Dad I'm finished. Going out."

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 17:30:47 ago (+0/-0)

That had to be scary as all hell. Give me a bike doing a buck sixty any day of the week over that death trap.

[ - ] registereduser -1 points 1 yearMay 16, 2024 16:39:45 ago (+0/-1)

And you wonder why the kike has so easily defeated your stupid ass.