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Every single upgoat user now on suicide watch

submitted by big_fat_dangus to owned 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 13:24:48 ago (+9/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/w7mida.jpg

For I have perfectly described you in wojak form.


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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 13:30:34 ago (+1/-0)

@sector2

The measurements. lol. The measurements will be the end of me.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 13:31:42 ago (+6/-0)

Nigga, you projecting.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 15:09:21 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah! I am very smart!

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 13:36:03 ago (+2/-0)

I enjoy my periodical loading screen moments where I can't type.

[ - ] Spaceman84 7 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 13:45:07 ago (+7/-0)

Voat.xyz master race checking in.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 14:39:21 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Monica 3 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 15:03:46 ago (+3/-0)

\O

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 13:53:30 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 14:52:42 ago (+1/-0)

REEEEEEEEEE

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 15:01:25 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like you were describing what you saw in the mirror this morning!

No suicide plans here...

@TheOriginal1Icemonkey and I have a pact!

I unalive him first, then, he unalives me...

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 15:31:30 ago (+1/-0)

No U!

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 1 point 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 15:48:26 ago (+1/-0)

I predict: that in the distant future burning and eating trees and cow dung will become a thing of the past.
Shiny metal rocks melted down will determine all. And never be melted by jet fuel.
There will be a type of invisible energy available all over the entire world that makes it unnecessary.
This energy will make unlimited heat and could even be sourced from nature itself.
The energy could also be used for distance communication.
In fact, great metal rocks will be thrown into the sky where they will remain and transmit this energy.
And non-human aliens from a foreign place, proven by DNA, will just be called niggers.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 23:33:04 ago (+0/-0)

what is this marvelous future you speak of, fella? why, thats just about as silly as that horseless carriage idea!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 16:25:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 23:33:57 ago (+0/-0)

q predicted thusly.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 11 monthsMay 15, 2024 23:31:09 ago (+0/-0)

so what is a "normal" human being? someone who worships at a temple of "the science" all day?