this dick aint gonna suck itself! - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

this dick aint gonna suck itself!
submitted by con77 to funny 1 yearMay 14, 2024 09:34:10 ago (+13/-4) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/edhpmd.mp4

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 12:40:54 ago (+6/-0)

The laughter makes the fake video worse.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 12:54:20 ago (+3/-0)

AS FUCKING SHALLOW AND DEMENTED AS THIS IS..
I LAUGHED.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 15:57:55 ago (+2/-0)

Salute!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 13:54:44 ago (+1/-0)

My wife bent over right in front of me and I started acting like she was giving me head. She didn't like it. kek

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 15:57:04 ago (+1/-0)

I laughed out loud when I typed that

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 15:55:59 ago (+0/-0)

Well it's not your birthday or the 4th of July!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 13:18:23 ago (+1/-0)

Now that IS humor of the highest caliber! Thanks!

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 09:41:21 ago (+1/-0)

Anything for a like, eh?

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 10:36:32 ago (+2/-0)

c'mon man! you didnt smile? dont lie like you always do

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 15:45:25 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers and trash wannabes take note this is what a prank looks like (yeah yeah I know fake)