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INSANELY BASED man goes hand to hand with a rabid shitbull for his cat's life

submitted by big_fat_dangus to based_department 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 19:00:24 ago (+37/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/zamaar.mp4

Total shitbull DEATH


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[ - ] Stonkmar 2 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 19:02:56 ago (+2/-0)

That cat wasn't moving much

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 17 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 19:15:37 ago (+17/-0)

If that was at my house it'd be the last piece of pussy that fucker tasted.

Nigger dogs deserve the rope.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 6 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 23:08:58 ago (+6/-0)

Agree 100%.

[ - ] Hh 4 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 19:21:22 ago (+4/-0)

Always go after the smaller animal. Filthy niggers

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 19:34:17 ago (+0/-0)

Where's the conclusion?

[ - ] LookFat 2 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 19:34:48 ago (+2/-0)

No enough violence

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 19:46:31 ago (+1/-1)

Gay

[ - ] Master_Foo 10 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 20:28:48 ago (+10/-0)

ProTip: You can counter any dog bite by shoving your hand down the dog's throat as hard & far as possible.
Grab it by it's collar, because it will immediately recoil.

I know this sounds like a fucking troll, but this isn't a fucking troll, it works.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 21:14:25 ago (+8/-0)

I fist it in its butthole.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 6 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 22:09:14 ago (+6/-0)

I heard a tongue will surprise them more

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 23:39:28 ago (+1/-0)

I wil lsay this: I'm not above biting an animal or humans balls off if I have to but I ain't lickin no shit hole. No sir.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 20:45:12 ago (+6/-0)

Interesting tactic. Might actually work. Good luck getting your hand down their throat before they clamp down though.

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 21:27:21 ago (+4/-0)

Well, you are going to get bit, because your hand is in their mouth.
The point is to make the dog not want to bite you any more.

[ - ] HeyJames 9 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 21:45:41 ago (+9/-0)

A .45 to the skull works too

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 23:44:35 ago (+2/-0)

First rule of fighting a dog: don't get bit

So long as you follow rule number one, you'll be fine.

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 6 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 20:51:49 ago (+6/-0)

This and fucking up their snouts are the two best ways to combat a sharp dog with just your hands. A snout stab is more effective on on quickly ending a pitbull than just stabbing it.

[ - ] HeyJames 4 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 21:46:43 ago (+4/-0)

Punch it in the fuckin throat as hard as you can. Like really dig your fist in and crush its windpipe

[ - ] dass 2 points 1.1 yearsMay 14, 2024 03:48:42 ago (+2/-0)

Get your house or car keys, make a fist and secure it between your fingers, punch stab it as hard as you can right in the anus. Wrench it around and from side to side.

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 1.1 yearsMay 14, 2024 01:27:55 ago (+2/-0)

The opposite works as well. It's hilarious but if you have to, shove your thumb up it's ass and rip. It's done to unlock pitbulls all the time.

[ - ] dass 1 point 1.1 yearsMay 14, 2024 03:45:09 ago (+1/-0)

Grab and Twist the collar and lift it off it's front paws - blood-choke it out.
Bonus points for throwing it up and over from side to side onto the pavement like a wet towel.

[ - ] Sal_180 1 point 1.1 yearsMay 14, 2024 04:54:21 ago (+1/-0)

Good luck doing that with a pitt bull

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 21:44:53 ago (+2/-0)

Should have slammed that mutts skull into the concrete!

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 5 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 22:13:08 ago (+5/-0)

Grab the thing by the throat and bash it on that planter. Dogs are not nearly as smart as you think they are. It may bite you and you not being in the moment and situation is what is going to get you in trouble.
Aggressive dogs need Aggressive treatment. If you have a weapon to defend yourself even better. When a dog acts like that be ready to kill it.

[ - ] ManwiththeNewspaper 4 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 22:44:25 ago (+4/-0)

The pitbull breed is a living allegory. Once niggers get their hands on it, it turns to shit.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 22:54:30 ago (+0/-0)

This sounds crazy but shove your hand and arm down that nigger dog's throat. It will suffocate. If you have a gun, wrestle in down before you put your 9mm into it's skull.

[ - ] Moravian 3 points 1.1 yearsMay 13, 2024 23:12:10 ago (+3/-0)

Good man. Choke that fucking thing to death.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.1 yearsMay 14, 2024 00:39:56 ago (+0/-0)

The shitbull didn't even walk away.

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 1.1 yearsMay 14, 2024 03:33:59 ago (+1/-0)

They could all be gassed and the world would be a better place

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 1.1 yearsMay 14, 2024 04:11:31 ago (+2/-0)

Shitbulls should be outlawed and shitbull owners are either cowards hiding behind their dog or dumb as shit.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 1.1 yearsMay 14, 2024 04:54:57 ago (+0/-0)

Brave man, especially with a pair of slides for foot protection

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 1.1 yearsMay 14, 2024 07:42:53 ago (+0/-0)

Guess the owner. Nigger, spic, or coalburner.