Share the most clown world thing you’ve seen today - Upgoat

Share the most clown world thing you’ve seen today
submitted by WNwoman to whatever 1 yearMay 13, 2024 15:19:07 ago (+15/-0) (whatever)

Today at the airport I saw a sheboon wearing a t-shirt that said “SHE FROM CHICAGO”.

I laughed all morning at that one.

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[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 09:59:21 ago (+0/-0)

The craziest thing I still see, people wearing a mask in a car by themselves.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:45:25 ago (+0/-0)

Drove to an intersection where a panhandler was holding up a sign... but there was no sign. He was just holding his methhead hands in front of him, pacing the side of the road, looking in car windows, holding an imaginary sign.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:33:34 ago (+0/-0)

It was a boring day, all I saw was a jive nigger sitting in some fancy blue shorts and matching print shirt sitting on a parking lot curb in the middle of the ghetto. Obligatory shades, gold chains and black socks.

Curb squirrel.

[ - ] Localuser 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 19:23:02 ago (+0/-0)

Went down to the lake front to get some sun. Lots of girls sunbathing in tiny bikinis I could see most of their ass. Ok sure whores gonna whore.
Junkie starts masturbating while laying on the grass. Alright time to head out.

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:38:40 ago (+4/-0)

I looked at a calendar today. Then I had to go look at a different calendar just to see if it was a fluke. Nope. Not a fluke. June 19th is now the new independence day And jumeteenfh.
The United States of America does not exist any longer. It is now the united niggerfaggots of jewlandia. It will remain screwed up like this until we kill all the fucking jews and their gollum niggers.

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 19:36:42 ago (+1/-0)

You need to get yourself a non-woke calendar. I don’t have any of that faggot shit on mine.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:30:20 ago (+1/-0)

Not much. Played frisbee with my neighbors dog. That lil fucker is amazing at catching and fetching one of those cloth frisbees. Fun was had by both of us.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:51:36 ago (+0/-0)

That sounds like a blast!

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 21:42:06 ago (+0/-0)

An old neighbor of mine had Jack, a border collie. He loved playing frisbee and when he caught it, he would return to me and fake dropping it. He would let it drop about of his mouth about an inch and snatch it back up. He would fake you out like kids do to each other. Amazing and smart dog.

[ - ] out_of_many_one 6 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 17:50:35 ago (+6/-0)

Not recent but during the pandemic I saw somebody on motorcycle who was jot wearing a helmet but was wearing an n95 mask. Peak clown world

[ + ] WNwoman

[ - ] WNwoman [op] 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:32:41 ago (+2/-0)

At least he won’t die from Covid.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 21:33:18 ago (+1/-0)

But he was sitting down. That confuses covid but apparently only in restaurants.

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:31:11 ago (+1/-0)

Jesus, there are retards among us.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 21:34:37 ago (+0/-0)

Prime example.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 23:49:10 ago (+0/-0)

"HOW DARE YOU!"

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 19:40:27 ago (+0/-0)

Some states (in America) do not mandate helmets, and most riders avail themselves to riding without them...

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:12:25 ago (+1/-0)

My state does not mandate helmets and fuck you if you say I have to wear one.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:14:42 ago (+1/-0)

I really don't give a fuck what you do! It IS stupid to ride without one!

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:16:35 ago (+0/-0)

I am not going to crash, what the hell do I need one for?

I am sure as hell not going to let some idiot crash into me

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:28:17 ago (+1/-0)

YOU don't have control over that! You are trusting that the soccer mom in the minivan is watching the road instead of responding to a Fakebook message, or, reviewing her OnlySimps videos!

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:35:04 ago (+0/-0)

I do have control over that. I do not trust any driver on the road besides myself, and know full well how to keep myself out of danger

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:40:00 ago (+1/-0)*

Look, I don't care! But, You are a fucking idiot if you think you can prevent being hit on the roadways & Highways. Have you ever been in an accident in a car? Ever?

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:47:26 ago (+0/-0)

I dont take my bike on the highways, I like to cruise along the waters at 40-45mph max, I am not in a hurry, I'm just out to enjoy the ride, and I stay as far from traffic as I can for my safety

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:56:10 ago (+1/-0)

Well, It sounds like you're being smart about where you ride. Enjoy!

Continue thread

[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:51:53 ago (+0/-0)

Please don't wear a helmet. Value your freedom!

and I'm sick of you feminine faggots buzzing by because of your small dicks. The more of you that get your heads cracked open the better.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 21:31:27 ago (+0/-0)

that aint me buzzing bye, im cruising on a back road

[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 23:48:29 ago (+1/-0)

Then keep going, but you should really wear a helmet or you'll end up like Gary Busey

There are fuckton of tiny dicked motorcycle assholes around me that just cause problems

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 02:54:12 ago (+0/-0)

Just watch out for the two wheelers when you drive

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:35:42 ago (+2/-0)

A few months ago I saw a straight-from-the-CA-ghetto 350lb sheboon with full-on frizzy afro-hair. It shocked me because we almost always get beaners here.

As it waddled across the walmart parking lot, making sure to slow down in the crossing lane, I noticed it's shirt. "Love is love." So it's also a proud pedophile.

Today though? I spent the day working out, playing with the dog, and refurbishing my old mountain bike. Not a nigger, modelo-enjoyer, jew, or other assorted faggotry in sight.

[ + ] KangzNSheeit

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:53:26 ago (+1/-0)

As one who tries to keep himself unexposed to pedophiles and their lingo, am I to understand "Love is love" implies it's alright to love children in a sexual manner?

Again, as someone not really up on beer brands, what's faggoty about Modelo? Just the Mexican aspect or is there more to it. Just curious.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 17:41:38 ago (+1/-0)

"Love is love" is the pro-pedo portion of the LGBTWTFBBQ zeitgeist. It's the usual tactic of conflating one thing they want to push with a larger, mostly-accepted thing.

Modelo is the mexican-trash drink of choice. You'll see broken bottles/cans of it all over their areas of town.

[ + ] KangzNSheeit

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 15:03:48 ago (+2/-0)

Good to know, thanks for clarifying.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:17:56 ago (+5/-0)

Not today, yesterday. Was doing some grocery shopping and being careful with what I got because shit is expensive. Had to walk past a gaggle of beaners and a 300lb sheboon, both parties had carts full of bullshit. Those fuckers didn't have a care in the world because my tax dollars are buying them dinner. That shit pissed me all the way off.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:21:41 ago (+2/-0)

When a foreigner told his gf not to buy "that" because it has xanthum gum. Im glad they can be uppity for free.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:30:10 ago (+1/-0)

my tax dollars are buying them dinner

We need to find a way to get the word out to the taxpayers.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:49:11 ago (+0/-0)

Infuriating

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:10:34 ago (+2/-0)

People putting their pronouns in Outlook email signatures.