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My "crazy" Uncle passed away recently. Let me tell you bout him.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to RIP 1 yearMay 12, 2024 14:24:10 ago (+59/-2)     (RIP)

Uncle Tim was married to my mom's sister. Between the mid 70's and the late 80's they had seven kids, six girls and one boy, and they lived in Miami. Now something happened in the mid 90's that didn't sit quite right with Tim. I didn't know about this incident until I was much older, and it was relayed to me by another Uncle.

The story goes that his oldest daughter started dating a spade. So Uncle Tim went to my other uncle for some help. Tim's plan was that they kill the nigger and dump his body in a canal. He was an avid collector of guns his whole life, and he was built like a brick shit house. He definitely had the means. My other uncle talked him out of it, so instead Tim bought ten acres of land in north Florida bout an hour from where I live now. I still go past the place sometimes when I take a drive to clear my head.

Tim was one of those "crazy conspiracy theorists". He was the first to get me thinking about all that, specifically the Clinton crime family, ruby ridge, and Waco. It was policy in my family that you never visit unannounced unless you wanted eight rifles pointed at you.

They eventually sold the farm and moved further away from people, wound up in a small town in bum fuck nowhere Kansas. All his daughters married White men from their Latin Catholic Church and had many kids. Shit my one cousin just had her 9th.

Yeah, we all thought he was crazy growing up. He wouldn't let his kids watch anything made by Disney, his daughters all dressed in ankle length skirts, ultra conservative. Turns out Tim had shit all the way figured out.

I don't know why I was thinking about him today, but hindsight is 20/20. That was one based bastard. RIP Uncle Tim, you fuckin earned it.


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[ - ] Fascinus 16 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 16:03:12 ago (+16/-0)

Much respect for your uncle and thanks for sharing his inspiring story.

This one sort of hits home with me. As much as it might astonish you to hear this, I happen to be the crazy uncle in our family.

Funny thing about that though; our kids are the only ones in the family who aren't pozzed and/or have serious mental problems.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 13 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 16:50:37 ago (+13/-0)

I get normie scum at work telling me I'm strict because my kid has a dumb phone and is not allowed on any social media. All I can think is, these people don't even know what strict is.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 8 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 17:27:38 ago (+8/-0)

Strict is the wrong word. It's used to shun people for taking responsibility.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1 yearMay 12, 2024 21:52:25 ago (+1/-0)

Dangus with child.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 18:09:44 ago (+0/-0)

Tell them a monocled cyclops is considered to have healthy eyesight in Blindpolis.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 7 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 18:39:59 ago (+7/-0)

Yeah, that's what I'm getting at really. That "crazy" person that in your life that is capable of thinking and acting outside the box could actually be the most lucid and personally responsible.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 7 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 19:27:58 ago (+7/-0)

The more time goes by, the less they can call me crazy for the shit i said in the past. The irony being that they still consider me crazy for pointing to the jews. Again starting to seem less crazy… seeing shit before the normie can even comprehend an issue exists will always make you seem crazy, and I am totally ok with it. \o

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 20:18:09 ago (+2/-0)

🙋

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 19:53:53 ago (+4/-0)

I'm no uncle, but I am "crazy".

I'm the only self-sufficient person in my family.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 02:28:13 ago (+1/-0)

Shit, I became an uncle in third grade. I'm the crazy Uncle now. Big shoes to fill.

[ - ] puppy528 9 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 15:21:41 ago (+9/-0)

Sounds like he did his part, and left the world better than he found it. We should all be so inclined.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 10 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 15:44:01 ago (+10/-0)

Ya know, it's weird. Growing up I didn't value the way he managed his family because it was different than my father managed mine. Not that my dad managed my family poorly, there was ten of us and the dynamics were not exactly ordinary. I've got two sister's that have been in a wheelchair their whole life and required surgeries every couple years. Attention and focus were bound to be different. It's just looking back I really respect what he did with his life and the man my uncle was.

[ - ] TheNoticing 9 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 15:37:36 ago (+9/-0)

Good man

[ - ] con77 6 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 17:13:00 ago (+6/-0)

he was WAAAAAY ahead of the curve on Disney!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 17:25:46 ago (+4/-0)

I can't say for sure, but it might have been that he was noticing. (((Micheal Eisner))) was in charge back then. I ain't too proud to tell you that Ariel inspired my first hard on. Been a big fan of redheads ever since.

Either way he was definitely on to something.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 17:54:55 ago (+2/-0)

Ive dated redheads my entire life. been with a couple that were gorgeous

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 18:54:59 ago (+2/-0)

Some special about that fire bush. My wife has Auburn hair, and I wouldn't trade her out for anything. But god damn are redheads beautiful.

[ - ] jerkofalltrades 5 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 16:37:53 ago (+5/-0)

Damn it. Going the extra mile (literally) to protect his kids even though they didn't even have to deal with smartphones and tranny teachers from day one of elementary school! Guess he was ahead of the curve.

Did he just pick up farming as a middle aged guy? Based bastard.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 17:20:10 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, he worked as a pole climber for Florida Power and Light. First time we visited him up at the farm he had two cows, two pigs, and a quarter acre sustenance garden. It was a wild transformation from what they were doing in Miami.

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 16:20:00 ago (+3/-0)

I wish I had one of those

[ - ] clymer 3 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 17:55:43 ago (+3/-0)

Unfortunately, I am the only based one in my family. Youngest of 6 kids, both parents dead, oldest two siblings dead, all cancer of different types. Back in 06, 07 around the time I saw my first video clip of bld 7, I went down the rabbit hole and tried waking every one of them up (all still alive back then), got absofuckinglutely nowhere. I remain the only member of family that I am aware of even remotely awake. In fact I can count on the number of fingers on one hand the number of people that I know personally who can even recognize a chemtrail

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 18:49:29 ago (+2/-0)

You have what you have, I know it's a lonely place to be though. It sucks to be the only that can see in the land of the blind.

Ya got us though, gaggle of retards that we are.

[ - ] Cunt 3 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 20:30:58 ago (+3/-0)

RIP Tim.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 18:07:49 ago (+2/-0)

It's too bad that he didn't get to kill that nigger and chunk it in a canal. I know, I know. It had the potential to end up being a bad deal for him but, the damn nigger deserved it. They used to Know better than to even talk to a White woman.

Sounds like a guy I would have liked to have as a friend. Too many people are not willing to give up their chase after filthy lucre for their children and families.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 18:53:19 ago (+3/-0)

Agree. My other uncle, who was my godfather, had already had his full of killing. That's why Tim went to him, he knew he had the stomach for it. That other uncle already had kids of his own, which is why cooler heads prevailed in that case. He's dead too. Him, my father, and my grandfather left us in a span of three months. Cancer is a mother fucker.

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 13:22:15 ago (+0/-0)

if you are going to do something like that, never involve anyone else.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1 yearMay 12, 2024 22:21:23 ago (+1/-0)

Speaking of Tim. I just laid a big Tim.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearMay 12, 2024 22:35:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 02:32:42 ago (+0/-0)

He was cool. I didn't mention it above, but we used to hunt reptiles when I was a youngin'. They'd come visit and him an I would go turning up logs in the woods looking for snakes. Still something I do, it's called herping, herpetology being the study of reptiles.