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It’s not what one eats that makes one fat. Everyone knows it’s a matter of consumption, just like too much internet can make one dumber.

Case in point: this comment. I didn’t type in anything you didn’t already know, yet you choose to ingest these worthless words into your already overly cluttered grey matter. Interesting is the fact that you can’t look away now that you have started reading. Like some bloated fuck eating a Big Mac you devour these words knowing damn well nothing healthy will come of it. Keep reading as if you were eating that Qurater pounder with cheese, extra abuse please. Okay now stop. Just stop reading now. Down goat move along, it’s a beautiful morning, go find something productive to do…, or just sit there reading this horse shit hoping that maybe at the end there will be some semblance of worth. Nope, just more of the same you ignorant fuck, shit out of luck, you suck and so does your gay truck you worthless bitch. Still here? See, I knew it, you can’t look away until the last French fry is chewed. So what will it take for you to look away? Shall I call you a kike, nigger or gay? Okay jewniggerfag you asked for it.

All this typing is making me hungry…, let’s go to McDonald’s for pie and coffee…, I’m buying (also lying about buying)

I don't know how anyone can look at McDonald's with anything other than revulsion. That shit's not just unhealthy, it's fuckin really bad for you. Honestly, I sometimes wish I viewed alcohol the same way I view McDonald's. They're similar addictions.