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Extra uppity jiggaboo leads the piggies on a merry chase, crashes and steals a police truck, rides the lightning. Something for everyone!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Monkeyshines 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 18:15:41 ago (+15/-0)     (vidmax.com)

https://vidmax.com/video/227612-homeboy-gets-pulled-over-by-cops-speeds-off-before-crashing-and-then-things-get-interesting



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[ - ] Sector2 11 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 19:05:14 ago (+11/-0)

ZOGtard deliberately forced him to headon into oncoming traffic. All of them on that scene should be shot after they recovered the nog.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 6 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 19:36:30 ago (+6/-0)

Well not shit but yeah they endangered everyone on the highway just to say they did a pit maneuver.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 19:56:26 ago (+3/-0)

When done properly, the pitted car is to go off to the right...Sheriff Duddley had no clue what he was doing.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 22:25:25 ago (+3/-0)

They never do.

[ - ] dass 1 point 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 23:05:46 ago (+1/-0)

Yea, watch the actual pit @1:43secs, retarded zog bot simply bumped the car directly from behind to send it careening off at speed, rather than into the back side rear quarter panel, missed opportunity @1:39

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 19:56:37 ago (+2/-1)

He could have pitted the guy into the trees on the right instead of oncoming traffic. I've been getting too many of those 'evil bully cops who should be shot' videos lately.

[ - ] TheNoticing 5 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 20:45:47 ago (+5/-0)

Zog must die.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 22:31:42 ago (+4/-0)

When the man said "a boot stomping on the face of humanity forever", pigs are the boot.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 6 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 18:43:01 ago (+6/-0)

Dude could have just paid a few hundred dollars in fines, but nope, had to be a nigger.

Now he gets room and board for years at the taxpayers expense.

https://www.times-herald.com/news/ccso-chase-suspect-steals-patrol-car/article_fe02cffe-0d64-11ef-ad15-571110f3c185.html

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 22:41:23 ago (+4/-0)

That's future nigger's problem.

Quantum nigger copypasta:

"Time does not exist to the nigger, there is only the present, the now. A cop yells, "do not run I will [in the future] shoot!" This phrase is meaningless to the nigger. In the nigger's mind he has two choices: be detained by the cops, or run and be free. That the cop will start shooting 5 seconds into the future is incomprehensible to the nigger.

Niggers are living in a science fiction parallel universe where there is no continuity with themselves 15-seconds into the future. As a White man you think you are still you 15-seconds in the future, not so to the nigger. The nigger sees no relation to himself 15-seconds in the future, it is a completely different person. Their interests are unrelated if not opposed.

Once you understand that a nigger cares as much about himself 15-seconds into the future as you do about some random nigger, all of a sudden all a nigger's decisions makes sense. Why go into obscene amounts of debt for some chrome rims? Some other random nigger will have to pay it back instead of you. Why rape some random White girl? Some other random nigger will go to jail not you. Etc. Niggers are literally free of all consequences for their actions as they've broken the cause effect chain through nigger magic.

Now you can also appreciate the injustice of niggers being shot or put in jail. If a nigger shot at a cop 15-seconds ago, that was a completely different random nigger to the nigger. The nigger getting shot was just living his life (in an alternate universe where you forever live in one moment) and is now being shot for literally no reason.

Black mamas have been trying to explain this to thick White people for years with the shorthand 'He dindu nuffin'. These obese negresses are trying to explain that, while to you it appears that her nigger son committed some horrific act of violence, in fact that was actually a completely different nigger in a parallel universe.

Niggers only exist in the moment, and in the moment the negress is speaking (the only moment she has ever known), her nigger son literally has not done anything wrong. Being a nigger is like reliving Groundhog Day over forever, but in 15-second clips. The next time you interact with a nigger or goldfish remember that."

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 11 monthsMay 12, 2024 18:38:32 ago (+1/-0)

I always love seeing that.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 5 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 19:34:59 ago (+5/-0)

So let me get this straight in order to quote protect the public unquote this police officer decides to try a pit maneuver which puts the evading car directly into the opposite traffic going 60 MPH for basically 120 mph head on collision likely seriously injuring that other person that he hit and putting several other cars in danger.

These stupid fucking cops frankly it's just unbelievable.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 22:27:00 ago (+1/-0)

Should drop them into a pit of spikes.

[ - ] Darwintroll 3 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 23:12:31 ago (+3/-0)

I'm getting so tired of watching nigs act like maniacs behind the wheel. What I really wanna see is cops just gun down these car jacking niggersfuckers execution style after dragging them outtta the carwrecks they perpetuate. And then ship their perforated corpses back to their worthless sheeboon broodmare with a pictograph of their chillens actions.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 19:55:14 ago (+2/-0)

You zap BEFORE placing into the backseat.

Georgia cops, looking like clowns. Can't even PIT correctly.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 11 monthsMay 12, 2024 03:50:56 ago (+1/-0)

Pigs are so incredibly stupid. Kill them all.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 22:32:32 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 18:33:42 ago (+0/-0)

WHAAAA! I WANTS MUH MOMMA!