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I lost power

submitted by Niggly_Puff to whatever 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 10:44:00 ago (+17/-1)     (whatever)

I thought it was the end. In mere seconds my mind was preparing for the new mad max themed life that laid ahead. Then I looked at my phone. Hmm still working.. Power back on a minute later... Fuck.


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[ - ] NoRefunds 8 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 13:33:48 ago (+8/-0)

You end up killing all your libtard neighbors within 30 mins and power is back on, whoops!

[ - ] con77 7 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 10:55:35 ago (+7/-0)

I loaded all those magazines for nothing

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 20:57:24 ago (+2/-0)

That’s ok. The springs of todays mags are much better than yesteryear's. You can just leave those mags loaded without worry.

[ - ] BaalsDeep 5 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 11:53:58 ago (+5/-0)

Ooooo so close to cannibalism. It’s okay champ, you’ll get ‘em next time.

[ - ] Aze 5 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 13:23:31 ago (+5/-0)

How we gonna stoop to cannibalism when 2/3s of the population is vax poisoned meat??!!

[ - ] carnold03 4 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 14:31:41 ago (+4/-0)

Add a UV flashlight to your kit. Apparently, the vaxxed glow under UV light and when things jump off, you'll want to be able to steer completely clear of them.

[ - ] Questionable_2 5 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 10:48:51 ago (+5/-0)

Don't lose hope there are still several CME's headed toward Earth. I'm still hoping the lights go out.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 11:04:28 ago (+4/-0)

I'm welding metal plates on my Polaris General right now!!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 12:03:22 ago (+3/-0)

max max

Almost.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 10:46:12 ago (+3/-0)

Bummer.

[ - ] Panic 2 points 11 monthsMay 11, 2024 15:15:25 ago (+2/-0)

Lost internet for an hour last evening. Took a good nap.

[ - ] Bstream 0 points 11 monthsMay 12, 2024 01:19:06 ago (+0/-0)

Things r gonna cooollapse!!1