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Life Pro Tip. Don't show a nigger where you keep your tools.

submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 1 yearMay 10, 2024 16:34:46 ago (+26/-0)     (packaged-media.redd.it)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 7 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 17:51:51 ago (+7/-0)

I've never seen a nigger steal tools, honestly, they get confused with the sizes...when they see a 7/16 9/16 7/8 etc they think it refers to years in jail.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 18:56:14 ago (+4/-0)

They like to steal power tools and sell them to pawn shops. There's huge numbers of those in the unscrupulous ones. That's one way to tell who's the fence in town.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 5 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 19:52:54 ago (+5/-0)

Yup, if it has value a nigger will steal it.

And if something has no value, a nigger will still steal it. Why? Cuz it's dey cultcha.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 10, 2024 21:26:53 ago (+1/-0)

::Chain link walks away looking at the ground::

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 10, 2024 21:25:53 ago (+1/-0)

Owwwsheeheeeeeiiit nigga! Awl yo sawkitz bin did uh bid frfr 💯!

[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 16:44:20 ago (+7/-1)

I have a decoy tool shed that I use just to show to Niggers.
I don't show him the Turkey blind hidden 10 yards away in the bushes.

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 19:24:57 ago (+4/-0)

If you interact with niggers in any way, you should probably KYS.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 21:09:55 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah. Time to reevaluate life choices if a nigger is involved in the day to day.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 21:28:48 ago (+0/-0)

Kentucky Yardbird Seesonin?

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1 yearMay 11, 2024 05:28:43 ago (+0/-0)

Keep Yourself Safe.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearMay 12, 2024 22:16:23 ago (+0/-0)

Oh whard?

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 17:53:20 ago (+2/-0)

james bond shit

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1 yearMay 10, 2024 16:37:05 ago (+1/-0)

403 Forbidden

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 21:28:04 ago (+0/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy Wai dooyoo wanna see anti semitism goy! Kvetch!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 20:49:32 ago (+0/-0)

A nigger cannot steal what the nigger cannot see.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 21:10:26 ago (+0/-0)

Do not underestimate the nigger.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 21:31:05 ago (+0/-0)

Owwwsheheeehhheeiiit yall niggaz knoe deyt nigga Darth Neegro?

Hee awlwei yoosin deyt mines probe tuh scr8tup gank uhhh uhhh nigga gnome seyin?!

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 20:37:00 ago (+0/-0)

Neat setup and idea but far too much work to protect a few hundred dollars in small cheap chinese tools which can be replaced off craigslist. Makes it difficult to access for any real work. Any junkie walking by in the hood will notice and think you're driving around with a gold mine and kill you for it. Or call tyrone to follow you back home.

Say "you da massa now" and give the simian the fake wallet to tear apart with glee somewhere else.
Better yet coat it with ricin.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 21:33:06 ago (+0/-0)

Better yet coat it with ricin

Deyt some low key diabological sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit gnome seyin?!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 18:56:37 ago (+0/-0)

That's a good use of wasted space.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 21:33:52 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger at "work"?