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Fist bump better than handshake for cleanliness

submitted by paul_neri to Health 1 yearMay 10, 2024 01:47:28 ago (+1/-6)     (www.health.harvard.edu)

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/fist-bump-better-handshake-cleanliness-201407297305



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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 02:11:37 ago (+2/-0)

Hear me out

the whole fist bump came from people not wanting to be judged on their limp wristed attempts at a real handshake. like the mask for ugly people but with hands.

Shoe tapping is out of the question unless you break out into song right before.Showtunes or gtfo

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 1 yearMay 10, 2024 02:18:29 ago (+1/-0)

Can we keep the mask for ugly people? It just seems right.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 yearMay 10, 2024 02:21:26 ago (+1/-0)

I'd rather see ugly than that mask. No, its gotta go.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 09:18:26 ago (+0/-0)

How bout just on JOOZ, I'd rather see a mask than a JOO!

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 03:15:30 ago (+0/-0)

Well when you are constantly stroking your dick its no wonder people wont shake hands with you!

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 03:51:53 ago (+0/-0)

Crushing soyhands is entertaining. Plus, if you spend your life being a squeamish germophobe, your immune system will be weaker.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 06:42:29 ago (+0/-0)

Women don't like shaking hands with men because they end up with a sore hand.Took me a while to realise.🤓

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 1 yearMay 10, 2024 08:19:57 ago (+0/-0)

I usually just grab her ass.
It makes the conversation more interesting.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 yearMay 10, 2024 09:48:59 ago (+1/-0)

No you shake hands like a man, boy. If I go to shake a mans hand and he blocks me with that gay ass fist bump then I can never have any respect for him ever again.