My neighbor keeps driving his huge pickup truck through my lawn to park in front of his house and has been jacking up my yard whenever it’s rainy.
This has been happening since last October and now that the grass is nice and green it’s really pissing me off because the spot keeps getting bigger and bigger. I work hard to keep my house and yard looking nice and this looks terrible.
He and his wife are very nice. He’s kind of based (I think?)—at least I know he’s not a shitlib. I was thinking about replanting and putting a string fence and stakes around the whole area. Any other ideas?
This is actually good advice. Never use your own shit. Eat their shit that's made up of our shit, then shit it out and then all those mother fucks are next.
I would just be talking nice about normal stuff and then just be like "oh yeah, you're tearing my grass up and was wondering if you'd like for me to stab you in the neck wif my buck knife and rape your wife, betch?" Nah, but seriously, I'd just be cool about it til you have a reason not to be. Some people just don't pay attention to the shit they do. Maybe we're all guilty of that some time or another but I would mention it in a non-threatening way.
lol Nah I mean to just mention it when they are chatting. I wouldn't just let it slide. Usually we can all talk things out pretty easily. He said the dude and his wife are nice so I doubt it would cause any probs
This. Bring it up gently if you're on good terms with them. Be more assertive if they don't comply and also put up a countermeasure. There should never be a third time.
Skipping straight to countermeasures is passive aggressive and weak.
You say "hey man, when you pull into the yard it's destroying my yard. I'm sure it's not on purpose, but this hole is getting bigger every time." He should be fine if you just point it out nicely.
Get an estimate for repairs. Demand that payment from him via certified USPS letter. When he tells you to go fuck yourself take him to small claims court. He'll pay for the damage, the letter, and the filing fees. Tack on a few hundred of emotional damages for pissing you off. Make sure you have evidence that he's doing it.
Put several boulders there. If he says anything, play dumb and say "yeah someone keeps driving on my lawn here so i thought I'd put some boulders in to stop it".
Dangus and I are polar opposites on a lot, yet I completely agree that Dangus has the most obvious advice. You talk to this guy. Tell him to stop driving over your lawn. Show him the damage if necessary. This should never have made it to the Intertubez.
I get it. I’m not that spineless—I am going to talk to him. I tend to come here for a man’s advice because a) I don’t live with one and b) I have to take things up with a man, so I want to make sure I’m doing the right thing. I asked advice last year too because I had a retarded contractor that screwed up my roof, and the advice was great, so here I am.
I have a gravel area about 35 feet deep from the road to my lawn that stretches across the front of bot houses. It’s an area that water sits in for sometime and the ground is wet for months. I place traffic comes along the front to keep people from using it as a turnout or such. It seems to help. When I say turnout, I mean big farm equipment and the trucks of the farm bosses and workers. I hate trying to scrape that shit flat when they make trenches and such. I feel your pain. Maybe put some cones in that area? ⚡️⚡️
It sounds like you kinda like him, but is this an option you're willing to consider?
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He sounds like a good guy, but he's thoughtless. Don't escalate into a problem with your neighbor when you could just keep being friends instead. You can get your revenge or take him to court or whatever, but that's causing more problems for the sake of pride.
Talk to him. If that still doesn't work, put a decorative rock or fountain or a fence or something there, and let him know you changed things and to watch out so he doesn't hit it.
That stupid spot wouldn't even bother me. Now the disrespect would. I would be passive aggressive and let my dogs shit in his yard. Then if he confronted me I would bring up his nigger like actions. I would just say. Ohhhh I thought since you put skid marks in my yard. You wouldn't mind my dogs doing it to yours. Or maybe just start parking in his yard the same way.
Just talk to him. If the behavior persists, put up a fence. It's nice to have a fence for dogs anyways. And if he hits that, call the police non-emergency line, get a paper trail, insurance quote, lawyer up and fuck him hard. Because by then you've been nice with the verbal warning, difficult with the fence, and now it's time to go hard.
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So if he sees that he is being a nigger, and is really not, he should correct his ill behavior.
If that doesn't work, have us come over for a meet up and we'll go reiterate your concerns!
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Skipping straight to countermeasures is passive aggressive and weak.
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I place traffic comes along the front to keep people from using it as a turnout or such.
It seems to help. When I say turnout, I mean big farm equipment and the trucks of the farm bosses and workers.
I hate trying to scrape that shit flat when they make trenches and such. I feel your pain.
Maybe put some cones in that area? ⚡️⚡️
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Talk to him. If that still doesn't work, put a decorative rock or fountain or a fence or something there, and let him know you changed things and to watch out so he doesn't hit it.
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