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Do you endorse nuking Israel?

submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 1 weekMay 9, 2024 13:29:33 ago (+7/-2)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] iSnark 4 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 13:33:28 ago (+4/-0)*

What does "Other" mean in the context of this poll? Either you do OR you don't. Alternative considerations could have been placed in the comments... (I'm not hating), I'm just saying!

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 14:25:33 ago (+1/-0)

Other means you support nuking it twice or three times even oh hell four times ok five times with the nuking well you had me at six times FINE ten times ok last one hundred and nine times. Oyvey!

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 14:29:43 ago (+1/-0)

Truly, that makes no sense, and supports my argument that "Alternative considerations could have been placed in the comments..."

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 14:54:13 ago (+0/-0)

but it do.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 14:56:41 ago (+1/-0)

What the does "Other" mean in the context of this poll?

It's the "nukes aren't real" option.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 15:00:31 ago (+1/-0)

Nukes are fake and gay.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 13:47:30 ago (+1/-1)*

they're underground. Tunnels aren't going to get hit by nukes.

edit: downvoated for jew tunnels. get fucked kikes.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 13:48:55 ago (+1/-0)

Unless they're kikey israeli TUNNEL nukes!

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 13:58:47 ago (+1/-1)

given the nature of the threat and the history of escape, and recidivism after escape, they'll need to be cleared the old fashioned way. we also need as many genetic markers as possible for the global pogrom. that means tissue samples.

nuke conversations online are either a veiled threat from a jew shill or testing our tolerance for an incomplete solution or escape.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 14:20:32 ago (+0/-0)

You're just have nuke envy. Stop looking at my nuke bulge, fag!

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 14:34:25 ago (+1/-0)

Shamgar didn't need nukes. I'm gonna ox-goad your nuke bulge so hard.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 14:43:32 ago (+2/-0)

Nuke bulge status: TURGID

[no homo]

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 16:01:00 ago (+0/-0)

your turgid nuke bulge will quiver and evanesce with the jovian blows of my heroic ox-goad

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 16:39:12 ago (+0/-0)

I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,

See if I don't!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 17:28:32 ago (+1/-0)

Right before the nukes a thousand ultra sonic bunker busters should hit. amen

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 16:35:39 ago (+2/-0)

Nah, that's prime olive country.
I'm fine with just throwing the Jews in a wood chipper and using them to fertilize the soil.

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 15:00:57 ago (+2/-0)

Nukes are fake and gay, just as jews are.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 14:31:38 ago (+2/-0)

I want full-coverage carpet bombing nukes from the top of Israel to the bottom.

[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 17:37:39 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t, you’ll destroy the land for X years.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 23:00:22 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck the land, we don't need it.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 13:38:39 ago (+2/-0)

Zionist-Jews had no issues with completely destroying all of North-South Gaza, and are in the process of levelling Rafah as we speak.

Turnabout is fair play.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 weekMay 10, 2024 00:07:54 ago (+1/-0)

Why would anyone want to do that? Its actions in Gaza are in response to an horrific terrorist attack against its citizens. It's always said its nukes are for defensive purposes only.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 21:38:41 ago (+1/-0)

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 17:27:42 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. They have threatened the world with their nukes and its the onl yway to deal with that rabiid dog. I would let Iran do the honors.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 16:42:55 ago (+1/-0)

Nukes or not, Israel is finished.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 15:42:28 ago (+1/-0)

Right off the map.

[ - ] zongongo 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 13:51:57 ago (+1/-0)

Neutron bomb 👍🏻

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 13:56:20 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 14:23:07 ago (+0/-0)

I thought that was gonna be this, or maybe this.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 15:13:39 ago (+1/-0)

No, But you have excellent taste in music!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 15:21:23 ago (+0/-0)

Idunno, jello biafra is pretty faggy...

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 21:31:23 ago (+0/-0)

Nuke every religious country, and start back secular ONLY.

If this happens it'll be gods plan anyway.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 21:24:50 ago (+0/-0)

If you nuke Israel, they'll turn into ghouls and invade the West. Why nuke the country when you can just stuff them all into a crate and drop it in Antarctica?

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 19:23:52 ago (+0/-0)

Nuke the whole “Mid East”

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 17:29:33 ago (+0/-0)

Please please let me push the button. PLEASE.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 16:48:02 ago (+0/-0)

No. I would like to deport each and every one of them to Israel and cut all financial and military aid. If we nuke Israel, we get to keep them in our countries because there is no place for them to go.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 15:21:08 ago (+0/-0)

Nukes are fake n gay

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 15:20:52 ago (+0/-0)

Voted yes, but ideally I'd like to build a giant wall around Israel, drop all the kikes in there, and throw in a bunch of Africans for good measure. Let nature take care of the rest.