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Working on some taylor swift jokes.. anyone got any I can use or steal from you?

submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 1 weekMay 8, 2024 12:17:04 ago (+2/-3)     (AskUpgoat)

When taylor swift said fuck the patriarchy
She took it literLy fucking one dude at a time

Taylor swift made dancing bad cool

Taylor swift at 83 years old that's the 109th guy that broke up with me
What wrong with them

You might be a Taylor swift fan if you think it being 34 and only having your cat love you is living a good life.

Has to be a cult joke some where


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(one) Twirl her on your cock while she holds light bulb in circuit.