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Working on some taylor swift jokes.. anyone got any I can use or steal from you?

submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 1 weekMay 8, 2024 12:17:04 ago (+2/-3)     (AskUpgoat)

When taylor swift said fuck the patriarchy
She took it literLy fucking one dude at a time

Taylor swift made dancing bad cool

Taylor swift at 83 years old that's the 109th guy that broke up with me
What wrong with them

You might be a Taylor swift fan if you think it being 34 and only having your cat love you is living a good life.

Has to be a cult joke some where


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 1 weekMay 8, 2024 13:28:04 ago (+5/-0)

Let me guess: owen benjewin needs new jokes so he has his cult looking for new ones because he's an unfunny fat kike grifter.

[ - ] Reawakened 3 points 1 weekMay 8, 2024 13:42:59 ago (+3/-0)

What do tampons and Taylor Swift have in common?

They're both stuck up cunts.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1 weekMay 8, 2024 13:00:43 ago (+2/-0)

Taylor Swift sold herself to the jew to become rich and famous.

Taylor Swift's carbon footprint is so big that China cut down another rainforest to complete with her.

My ironing board was broken so I used Taylor Swift's chest.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 1 weekMay 8, 2024 13:07:44 ago (+1/-1)

How many Taylor swifts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1 weekMay 8, 2024 15:07:05 ago (+1/-0)

(one) Twirl her on your cock while she holds light bulb in circuit.