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[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 10 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 09:55:34 ago (+10/-0)

chines bugmen hospital


medical ethics committee


pick one

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 6 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 12:00:55 ago (+6/-0)

"HU said"
Who said what?
"HU" said the dick cut off?
"HU" said the dick cut off.
WHO FUCKING SAID THE DICK CUT OFF?
EXRACTLY..."HU" SAID THE DICK CUT OFF.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW...WHO CUT OFF DICK?
"HU" FOR FUCK SAKES, "HU"...YOU NO UNDERSTAND ENGWISH?

[ - ] UncleDoug 6 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 08:29:53 ago (+6/-0)

“There was a strong demand from both the patient and his wife”|

“Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off,”

There had been no signs of the 10-centimeter (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient’s body.

The yellow cash register was not happy with his micropeen.

[ - ] Gowithit 7 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 08:43:13 ago (+7/-0)

She probably said the new one was better than the old one then they had a fight and agreed they remove the "third party" from their relationship.

[ - ] o0shad0o 4 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 10:37:05 ago (+4/-0)

It was a black penis imported from Africa thanks to Belt and Road repayment and the wife didn't like it because it looked dirty and sex was painful because of the size.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 11:02:39 ago (+4/-0)

She didnt spend x amount of years nagging chinese secret dick traumatizing nags just for him to get another one and start walking around all cocky again. Off with it!

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 1 point 1 weekMay 7, 2024 09:22:22 ago (+1/-0)

lol

[ - ] dass 1 point 1 weekMay 7, 2024 17:06:36 ago (+1/-0)

It was probably a black nigger dick --lol.

But in all seriousness, a 10cm/ 4 inch dick ???? lmao.

Plus, the wife seemed freaked out by its swollen misshapen appearance - well no shit lady it has only been 2 weeks - at least wait until swelling goes down and transplant fully takes jfc. Pushy bitch.

[ - ] NoSalvation 2 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 12:06:01 ago (+2/-0)

Should have demanded a foreign owned transplant.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 4 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 11:03:44 ago (+4/-0)

honestly, i thought that a tranny would be involved or something but this is likewise funny

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 09:46:30 ago (+3/-0)

Surgeons led by Dr. Hu Weilie at Guangzhou General Hospital

Hu Weilie?

Wait, they do last name first...

Weilie Hu

[Insert penis joke]

[ - ] DieselForever 2 points 1 weekMay 7, 2024 17:37:40 ago (+2/-0)

"microsurgery" sounds about right 🫢