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Here's some more really uplifting news. Did you know that you can get the best drinking water you've ever tasted for free just by spreading some sort of a tarp and collecting the rain water that's falling all over the US right now? Seriously if you've never had a drink of rainwater go do this.

submitted by Crackinjokes to UpliftingNews 12 monthsMay 7, 2024 06:50:55 ago (+6/-1)     (UpliftingNews)

Make sure the tarp is clean of course but you'll be amazed at how many gallons of water you can grab in just a few minutes with one dollar store shower curtain liner. Put it in some empty Coke bottles or something and take a drink and you'll be amazed how delicious it is. And it's free! And of course it doesn't have fluoride or any of the other recycled sewage and none of your neighbors medicines that they peed out and went into the septic tanks that were recycled into your drinking water and piped into your home.

So this is an uplifting reminder that good drinking water is actually free in most places in them country.


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[ - ] clymer 5 points 12 monthsMay 7, 2024 07:00:53 ago (+5/-0)

if you do this after a good stratospheric aerosol injection, you can really taste the pulverized aluminium, barium salts and strontium. Really slows down the brain activity, leading to a nice buzz. I typically use it as a chaser with cuervo gold

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 12 monthsMay 7, 2024 14:04:01 ago (+0/-0)

Berkey filter the particulate matter and you don't even need a clean tarp.

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 12 monthsMay 7, 2024 14:02:28 ago (+0/-0)

I'm enjoying your search for good news, 👍🏻

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 12 monthsMay 7, 2024 12:59:59 ago (+0/-0)

Drinking an atmospheric rinse is dubious in inland locations.